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2003-03-20
MANIFESTO Are you ready for the unholy terror that is..... WHEREAS, it is our goal to provide competent, objective, and innuendo-laden analysis of all future performances by Clay Aiken, Esq., and to ensure the attainment of a consistent and uniform position of implementing and maintaining a solid fanbase of lecherous broads for said; and WHEREAS, we have determined that it is in the public interest to reaffirm, unequivocally, the importance of ensuring that Clay Aiken, Esq., takes his rightful place as the next American Idol; NOW, THEREFORE, I LISA D. McCOLGAN, Charter Member of Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken (LBFCA), by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and by the Statutes of this State, do hereby ORDER and DIRECT:
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