2003-03-27
5:40 a.m.

The Boy is Dreamy

Lizz, I'm unclear how you feel about Julia. Could you try again? (What's up with the "camera loves you" comments to her? Just sop because she can't sing? Because I don't see it.)

I've decided to file a formal grievance with the union because the camerapeople are not fulfilling their primary function. You know, the part in their contract that says "no matter what else is happening, your sacred duty is to keep the camera on CLAY AIKEN and CLAY AIKEN ONLY."

Even phoning it in, the boy is dreamy.

Chandra