2003-04-15
7:56 p.m.

BJ recap

Well, "Billy Joel Night" has come and gone.

Smokey Robinson - decent enough judge. Not diggin' the baby dreads on Smokey, there. It just, uh, seemed sorta anachronistic.

Kim C: love how they go on about how great her "look" is becoming. Because, you know, we just can't get enough of the Stevie-Nicks-in-a-tube-top thing she's got going on. Next!

I loves me some Ruben, but good God, somebody throw that man a towel before he sweats all over the stage.

Kim L: happy to see her rockin' the jeans-and-blazer look. I think she may have spared herself the agony of another Bottom Three placement tomorrow night.

Carmen, interestingly, seems to be aware of the "Goat Girl" moniker, choosing an ensemble that can be best described as "Slutty Lime Green Dirndl Blow Up Doll." Somebody just please give that girl a couple of empty soup cans to tide her over until she gets on the plane back to friggin' Utah or wherever. Wave bye-bye, Carmen.

Josh was okay, again, in that whole pleasant-enough-looking-fellow-singing-the-most-overdone-
Billy-Joel-song-in-the-history-of-karaoke way. But, then, anyone going on after Carmen is gonna look like Mario-frigging-Lanza, let's face it. The Marine will make it to another week.

Scary Trenyce in her scary corset dress, wrapping her scary hands around the microphone like she's strangling whichever of those hoochies used her hairdryer last night. Mommy!

Okay, I guess I'm the last person to notice that Clay's looking kinda.....tall.....these days. I mean, is Ryan Seacrest just a peewee or what?

Our boy looked fab. He must have a new makeup person back there; he looked sort of orange last Wednesday, yes? Think the song was a good enough choice, but if he felt the need to "switch it up," I think "Uptown Girl" might have been the better choice.

Tomorrow night, let's look forward to no more nasty surprises, although in some strange way, I'll sort of miss the Goat Girl.....

Discuss.

-Lisa