2003-04-17
2:50 p.m.

An explanation

Okay, so based on some of today's posts in the guestbook, I thought I'd try and get everyone back on the same page...

• We don't hate Carmen, we just think she needs to stop rubbing all over Clay an' junk. It creeps us out. And most of us still think she sounds like a goat.
• We are allowed to say as much in the guestbook. We are also allowed to say that Kim L. is pear-shaped, Ruben is sweaty, Trenyce is SCARY, and Kim C. looks like my old Superstar Barbie doll that had its face squished in when my cousin Jimmy stepped on it and broke its neck back in 1977.
• Anything that's said either on the main site, or the considerably more active guestbook, must needs be taken with a huge-assed bag of rock salt. After all, it's just a t.v. show, right?

-Lisa.