2003-07-09
10:20 p.m.

LBFCA RESPONDS TO CRITICISM

After learning of unexpected criticism from another Clay Aiken fan website, in which LBFCA was referred to as weird, a late night LBFCA meeting was conducted by the Keeper of the Keys (the Main Page keys, not Clay's keys, he needs those himself).

To maintain a link with the rest of the United ClayNations, and, in a potentially futile attempt to avoid being scapegoated as the weird(?) corner of the ClayWorld, LBFCA has decided to join a tradition shared among many other fans.

Apparently, many individual Clay fans around the internet claim themselves to be the keeper of some aspect of Mr. Aiken. Such keeperships have been observed to include:

-the keeper of Clay's adam's apple

-the keeper of Clay's sigh

and,

-the keeper of Clay's (as yet unknown) favorite Bible verse.

But, none of these have been reportedly maligned as weird?!

As LBFCA is an exceptionally tight (yeah, baby) community, we have decided to proclaim a joint (hehehe) keepership, and present a united front (as opposed to a full monty) to Clay, and to the world.

Introducing---

*drum roll, please*

LBFCA, the Keeper of Clay's libido!