Clutch Aiken is Too Sexy
Clay's too sexy for the broads, too sexy for the broads
Broads are getting all gid-dy
Clay's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt
So sexy it hurt...
And Clay's too sexy for Ohio, too sexy for Ohio
St. Paul and Chicago
And Clay's too sexy for AI.
Too sexy for A.I.
'specially when he's in leath-er...
Clay's a real MAN if you know what we mean
And he does his little "clutch move" on the big stage
Yeah on the big stage, on the big stage...yeah
He does his little "clutch move" on the big stage...
Clay's too sexy for his tie, too sexy for his tie
Too sexy oh MY-Y
And Clay's too sexy for our cats,
Too sexy for our cats, what d' ya think about that?
Clay's a real MAN if you know what we mean
And he does his little "clutch move" on the big stage
Yeah on the big stage, on the big stage...yeah
He shakes his little tushy on the big stage...
Clay's too sexy for the broads too sexy for the broads too sexy for the broads
'Cause he's a real MAN if you know what we mean
And he does his little "clutch move" on the big stage
Yeah on the big stage, on the big stage... yeah
He shakes his little tushy on the big stage...
Clay's too sexy for the tour, too sexy for the tour
Too sexy for SURE...
He's too sexy for the broads, too sexy for the broads
Broads are going to Vegas...
And Clay's too sexy for this song.
Based on "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Lyrics: Wendy in FL
Concept: Nelle
Inspiration: Clay's Jersey grabbing during his live performance of "Invisible"