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2003-07-17
5:55 p.m.

BEVR: Karen W./Wilkes-Barre

Uuuuuggggghhhh! SIGH....How do I EVEN BEGIN????????????

Most of the BEVRs up to now have given more of a play-by-play synoposis of the evening.� Let me just START by saying-I was so excited, that I was jumping all over the place like a "jack-in-the-box" all evening!� SO-If I may seem like I've got a little Attention Deficit w/ Hyperactivity, I know you'll ladies will understand.� I am a somewhat new Lecher-I really came on board at the time Rolling Stone was released.� I've JUST FINALLY understood last night for the�FIRST time, WHY DEPENDS is always mentioned!-Darn, I REALLY, REALLY needed one last night!

I am not going to go for a "blow-by-blow" account of the concert.� I think that will just repeat most of what we already know.� You can always go to the other posts for that stuff.� What I AM going to go for is my exciting "star-struck" brush with Clayton Aiken aka Sugarpants during & after the concert.� That is the most exciting part for me!!� I will fill you in on my personal likes & dislikes of the concert. As well as� what struck me most about this amazing enigma of a man that has us all completely "SPELLBOUND," his actions & reactions to his fans.� And any & all just "pure fun" tidbits.� Gee, I feel important...like I am some kind of "inside reporter."� Not a bad fantasy.� I'll give you some concert�pointers, as well,�showing you��how to have fun &�travel light.� No friggin' Clayton prop suitcase is necessary!

Well, Hubby & I arrived outside of First Union in Wilkes-Barre approximately 4:15 pm.� We would have gotten there about 15 minutes sooner, had I not insisted on running into Burger King to use bathroom.� Hubby was aggravated already-he doesn't like "the unexpected."� Right about, then a DEPENDS could have been useful!!� I just couldn't see running around the parking lot, trying to find Mr. Aiken when I have to "pee like a racehourse."� It just wouldn't be fun...Anyway, as we drove past the bus entrance, a security man waved us down.� I really don't know WHY he waived us down, BUT it was GOOD he did.� He had the information we NEEDED & gave it FREELY.� He told us that the American Idol buses had ALREADY arrived at 2:30 pm.� TWO-THIRTY PM. you might ask???� So was I.� This information was never given to me-why had I NOT been alerted about this early arrival to the show????� Of course, I promptly screamed out SH*T!! (Broads-I give out PG-Rating in case�I�am lucky enough to have Clayton lurking.) �Anyway, what this man did say, and you ladies will appreciate is: "American Idol-What's the big deal?"-"I've been doing this for YEARS."� "I've met the Rolling STONES, Metallica-last week."� I looked promptly into his face, with my protective mechanism way up for our boy, and announced-"METALLICA!!!!!-Don't you know that CLAY IS�our METALLICA...and much, much more!"� "Screw Metallica"-I said it with a smile & gave the "thumbs-up"�as we drove off. He was entitled to HIS opinion, as I am entitled to mine.� At least��he had tipped us off to the 4pm. "Meet & Greet" which was now occuring, as well as the Hotel AI2 was staying.� The thought crossed my mind to check it out-BUT, I think that borders on stalking & I feel Clay REALLY NEEDS time for himself without fans in his face, just catching up on zzz's.� What a WHIRLWIND this man is handling & very beautifully, I might add.

Well, as we pull into the parking lot, it HAD to be FATE.� Who do I pull directly next to is Laurie & Wendy-the two other Broads that I've spoken about.� I knew it was their car we were next to, because they gave me a description of their car which matched.� A description of themselves-that matched...but mostly it was the 3 bumper stickers they had located on back bumper.� Now, I am NOT that into all Clay lingo.� I am a little slow about all of it.� But 3 words going somewhere to the tune of: Clay, Swoon, and Thud.� So I had a strong suspicion it was them.� IT WAS!� How Cool is that???

We promptly met and decided let's check out this so called "Meet & Greet"!� We thought it would be open to ALL the early fans.� We were in for a surprise-you could only be admitted if you had a pass from the local radio station.� People were slowly trickling out of the arena literally shrieking & swooning!� It was painful for us to watch. We tried to finagle admittance to the arena, but�security was NOT budging.� They had no patience for any of MY WHINING & I would say I DID THE MOST!� I think that's fair to say-Laurie & Wendy!���We practically had our faces pressed up against the glass, with our hand shielded overhead so we could see in.� The security guards pretty much just ignored us, or used us for "comic relief" I am sure.� No PITY!!� The absolute WORST part of this "Meet & Greet" WAS....and get this-whomever had tickets for this was ALSO entitled to backstage passes!!!!!� How�totally PREPOSTEROUS�is�THAT??� I think it was Wendy who said it Best, "SHARE the wealth?!!"� That's just NOT fair to meet Clayton once, and then also go back later.� What's the point-give everyone a chance!!!!!� Anyway, WHAT could you do???

Well, we finally got bored with this.� We figured it was a lost cause, and ran over to Applebee's for a�little dinner & one large Strawberry Daquiri for me.�We had a great time at the restaurant chatting, and most of all laughing hysterically & getting to know one another.� Talking about the Lecherous Broads Board....My husband was even into it.� I have to say I am very lucky-He is a great sport with all of this!!!� He LOVED the ladies.� We got out our panty props.� I showed them my strategy.� They were rolling in fits of laughter....I could say we were probably the talk of this restaurant!� We still couldn't understand�HOW on EARTH CLAYBEE would be performing up the street in less than one hour, and this town simply was carrying on like�just like it was "ANY old DAY in the neighborhood!"

Well, we got back to arena promptly at 6:30 and gathered our props.� We got separated from each other at this point & made plans to meet inside.� I needed to gather my signs�+ 1 large sign I had waiting in the car.� This sign had the name of the LECHEROUS BROADS with a .... I thought.....hysterical phrase I was hoping to capture Clay's attention.� Believe it or not, from viewing the�other boards I sensed that the LECHEROUS BROADS give some people�"the willies"-I think they just don't get our humor!!� Plus, I REALLY think sometimes they MUST think this is a PORNO site or something or other?? �I didn't want to risk being ousted early on.�There were�"Claymates" by the 100's.�I had plans of being BOLD!� If I�"blew it" early on it would sour the night & I also needed to�UNVEIL the sign at�"the right time"�once Clay was warmed up!!�

As we neared the gate,�I could sense people trying to REALLY read my ONE LARGE sign.� I kept the Lecherous Broads hidden.� I ALSO had (I am so�thrilled I did) gotten 3 long-stemmed roses for Clay.� I put these in my LARGE purse-Read: CLAY SUITCASE of props.� I was glad I brought that purse.� Inside I also had, which I will highly suggest, about 3 large signs made from a cut tablecloth.� I think this worked great.� You simply can grab them out of your purse & "expose them" to Clay (now that sounds lecherous) at the appropriate times.� I wanted to warm Clay up to my humor-slowly!!!� As we got to go through the gate one guard told me he needed to read my sign(s).� I think they are checking for overtly sexual or maybe�something that is not PG for Prime Time.� Which I Do understand &�have to agree with.� Another guard looked through my purse.� Luckily I had�4 torpedo-launchers (purchased at Target) that I could wrap the Thong underwear around.� I hid these�within the signs & nobody gave it a 2nd thought.� I was worried these might categorize themselves as projectiles-but honestly, they came in a box marked age 6 & over.� They were harmless.� They asked if they could take my roses & hand-deliver them to Clay before the show.�That was a Godsend, because I REALLY WANTED Clay to get the roses & "heartfelt" note.� Plus, I �hadn't a clue whether I'd�actually get the opportunity.� I think it's a beautiful gesture of love, and if anyone is moved to do this for him-I'd say "go for it."

Well, our seats were great!� What more can I say-6th Row CENTER!!!� The Suspense was building....I was needing another DEPENDS.� Hubby looked at me strangely again, as I ran off for another bathroom break.� The Concert got started promptly at 7:45 pm or so.� Maybe 20 minutes late.� Not bad at all!� We were surprised.� Oh, I hadn't mentioned the fact that hubby is now trying to talk me out of throwing "projectile panties" to Sugarpants.� Early on we already had this talk about-Do I REALLY Want to do this to my boy???� and all that nonsense.� I've told you about it on prior boards, so I won't reiterate.� But I told him I understand his feeling of "Will we get in trouble?"� You see we were both through at least 8-12 years of Catholic School each.� Those Nuns sort of put a scar on you.� You NEVER entirely get over the FEAR.� �BUT, I was determined-Due to the support of the BROADS.� Thank You, Ladies!��Plus, I've gotten the "Opportunity of a Lifetime" to do something I SO, SO MUCH WANTED to do.� And that was to see "MY ONE & ONLY" huge CRUSH....ever!

Well, I'll just get to the�"good parts" of my brush(es) with Clay from the�stage.� You can see maybe I am giving too much info.� I feel like you all can gather ideas from what I did or didn't�do.� To make your�"Clay experience" better!� Anyway,�my first attempt for panty launch occurred early on.� Immediately following TITN.� He looked gorgeous in his suit & periwinkle purple tie!� It was "surreal" as he rose to the stage.� OF COURSE, the�crowd went WILD!!!� COME ON, ALREADY-YOU KNOW THE�ROUTINE!� My�stomach was doing�"backflips" for two days in anticipation of finally seeing Clay "in the flesh."� I�WASN'T DISAPPOINTED-HARDLY!� It was better than I imagined...Then the moment came when I needed to project the panties.� This wasn't an easy feat, BECAUSE six rows is about 20' long, plus the area where security sits that separates stage & seats.� I wasn't 100% whether I could do it.� I winged it over my shoulder....people suddenly looked curiously.��Hubby kind of scowls, and acts as if he doesn't know me.� Oh, well...it fell short of about 2. of the stage...Darn!

My first brush with Clayton came at a time when he was interacting with the audience.� Boy, does he do that WELL!� He just�KNOWS HOW to CONNECT with people...naturally, easily, and with great�HUMOR!!! � It is an ABSOLUTE JOY to�watch him having fun!!� He seemed somewhat tired, but ALSO RELAXED�&�HAPPY�tonight!� That made me so happy!�� At one point when he was talking I started jumping around�THROWING KISSES�at him�SHAMELESSLY!!��You have to remember I was only 6 rows from stage-so I was�almost in front of him.� I could see him look�DIRECTLY at me, giggling in response to my antics.� He's SO ADORABLE!!!!��What really impressed me further about Clay is that whenever he had a little�"down time" on the stage between songs-he actually really READ SIGNS!!� Even Small ones...He was so patient.� He would look at people waving, and wave back.� Call out to people.��THIS MAN JUST EXUDES LOVE!� as we ALREADY�KNOW!� You just simply want to be in his prescence because he is beautiful & amazing to watch.� Plus, he�knows how to have fun!��But then WE ALL KNOW THAT ALREADY-That is�just one big reason we are here,�as loyal fans.

I am sorry�if I am not�completely coherent in exact details.� That is not my thing.� I�am mainly into�explaining the whole emotional experience.� It is an absolute�"Clay-Love" Fest.�The fans are simply�Pining for him.� It's evident.� Next, I decided to�"UNVEIL"�one of my signs.� I will tell you now it is not easy showing signs to Clay when you are on the floor.� I actually felt guilty at times blocking others' view-especially small children.� Theres no way around it.� I had a sign about the LECHEROUS BROADS that I wanted Clay to see, because I thought it was hysterical!� To me anyway-and I think it would be entertaining to Clay.� Well, my inspiration came from a Post I made the morning of the concert to "Raleighgirl."� As you know, my concert day came closer & closer, I SIMPLY BECAME MORE�& MORE OBSESSED!��THEN�the "Invisible" bootleg video.� Then literally "all hell broke lose" - I�ordered tickets.� I HAD TO!!!��I HAD TO SEE THIS SEXY MAN IN THE FLESH!� NOW!!�

Well, out comes the sign.� The sign reads:

� LECHEROUS BROADS 12 Step Program

��STEP #1 - We Admit we are POWERLESS

�����������������under CLAYTON AIKEN

I�was inspired by this post with Raleighgirl as I was telling you.� She�commented that her husband had to drag her off the computer.� She had an addiction that she was unwilling to give up.� Same time, my husband jumps in shower to get ready.� When he's not looking, I run upstairs to check computer to see if there are any posts in response to�my panty-launch plan.� Pretty insane??� But, it was my inspiration for this poster.

Well, I��unveil the sign.� I catch Clay's eyes going cautiously-almost nervously to the sign.� He spots Lecherous Broads...I can see him reading�& digesting the message.� It takes a minute-and he breaks out in a�SURPRISED LOOK & fits of laughter.� He likes It, is not offended....just humored, which I'd hoped for.� See, us Lecherous Broads are NOT bad, Claybee.� Don't Fear us.� We LOVE You, sweetie!

I will go into explaining the concert abit before I resume some of my antics.� I�REALLY, REALLY�LOVED WATCHING CLAY DANCE!� Can he ever dance-very sexily-is that a word???� Especially with the women.� I loved some of his facial expressions.� He's showing much more confidence with his dancing.� He absolutely looks like he's�HAVING A BALL & NOT TAKING HIMSELF TOO SERIOUSLY!� At one point he was dancing very sexy with one of the�stage dancers & he was just giggling & having pure fun.� Me�& my hubby were ROARING WITH DELIGHT!� How adorable can one man be???

Next, I had a beautiful sign I wanted Clay to see.� I felt this sign would appeal to his heart.� As we know, this man wants to make a huge difference in the world.� He is so�grounded in what he does on stage.� You can just sense the trust he has in the Universe...especially in God.��This sign I made to let Clay know that I really "get" what he is about & see him as a "gift."� He gives so much joy to us & continues to give back.� Anyway, I could gush on & on....I'll just read the sign.

�GOD MOLDED Clay

�& then sent him

� Our Way!!

Well, his response was what you'd expect from Clay and beautiful as always.� At this time he was actually just sitting on the stage, taking a break in usual "Clay fashion" while 2 of the girls were finishing up a song.� Again he was connecting with the audience.� He read my sign....and simply gave me a look like "OOOOhhhh....Thank You."� I am sure you can imagine what that looked like.� Very Sweet & Heartfelt.� My Heart was bursting.� Wait a minute-This is SUPPOSED TO BE LECHERY-WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!????� I'LL RESUME SOON ENOUGH!

I was starting to lose my guts to launch these panties.� I kept losing the opportunities, because-I hadn't said before-some of the people around us were sort of deadheads.� You know, I don't think they thought of themselves like that.� But in previous BEVRs many have said EVERYONE remains standing when Clay sang.� Not These People!?� I was confused.� Maybe it's a "more mature" crowd???� But, they DO have "Claymate" on their shirts!"� What gives?� I don't want to say EVERYONE in our section was dead weight, but much of the center stayed seated.� Everytime I got a little more�Shameless with my�LOVE DISPLAYS to Clay, I got shot some dirty looks.� �I was surprised-Weren't we here to have FUN afterall?� God, people GET UP!!!!� It DID HAVE ME AGGRAVATED!� Well, there were families behind me, and I didn't want to block the kids view & sort of kept jumping up on the chair, but nobody else would join me, so I'd get down.� MAYBE I JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN OUT IN A LONG WHILE????� Am I just CONFUSED???�� Maybe MY ADDICTION is taking over!

Hubby didn't seem concerned at all, but I KNEW MY TIME WAS RUNNING OUT!� Plus, I knew "Invisible" was "coming"� I could HARDLY contain myself with the thought!� This legendary "Clutching" is something I've been accustomed to fantasizing about.� That sounds odd....but I know "real" Clay Lechers understand this!� Heck, we blew a circuit that night at the site-Remember???� Wow, if Clay only knew how deep are fantasies run about the clutching....� Well, my time had arrived.� Some people filed out right before Invisible.� A family cleared in front of us.� I grabbed the flip side of my other sign, literally jumped over the top back of the chair in front of me, 1 torpedo launcher stuffed up my bra, the other almost down my pants.� Don't worry Clayton-I kept it up high....People were turning to look.� Again, Clay started to talk about this song coming from his new album.� He didn't have his jersey on, I was a bit disappointed, but I love him doing this song so much, I didn't care!!!� I was creating a HUGE STIR center stage.� I wasn't actually trying to call so much attention to myself, but again these deadheads just didn't get the "SEXY & LONGING" feeling that this song evokes.� Pure PASSION.� I just don't get it!� Anyway, in all the excitement I rose to my feet up on the chair, large sign overhead.� The sign was inspired by the bootleg Invisible as you know.� Me & Hubby had grown to watch it an both laugh at the girl shrieking-which Of course, we can all identify with.� My hubby's suggestion was make a sign that says:

Oh my God,

Oh my God,

�O-M-God�

WHAT'S That

� MOVE??!

The whole concept just cracked me up.� I simply couldn't stop laughing when I thought about it...for days.�

Well, getting back to the dancing.� I was dancing up on the chair, completely BY MYSELF....5 Rows�DIRECTLY Away from Clayton, as he sees my OUTRAGEOUS ANTICS & you can just see he is completely�ENTERTAINED!� He Starts Singing DIRECTLY to ME!� The whole front of the section is turning around and watching.� All at once, I get�SHY.....It's simply "SURREAL."� I want to hide, but still want Clay to sing to me.� This is just too much excitement for one woman to handle!� Anyway, I think I did the funniest thing, and you'll have to really think & visualize it to get the�"full impact" of probably how silly I looked.� I honestly think Clay was somewhat taken with my alternating outrageousness�& then my�"shy" side.� I literally crouched on my chair, still�standing-so�I wasn't so high up.��I was kind of hiding a little bit from him-as he's singing to me. I died 10,000 DEATHS!!�� I�am not even sure how long this went on.��It could have been 1/2 a minute-maybe 15 or 20 seconds, but it seemed like�FOREVER!!� I don't think the Claymates were abit amused by my dancing.� I literally couldn't help myself....Clay held me captive with his mesmerizing charisma�& sex appeal.��Like I said earlier:� WE ADMIT WE ARE POWERLESS UNDER CLAYTON AIKEN!�- There's an excellent example of his�power of me...� As to the launching of the panties, I don't know the exact time when they were launched.� I think it came at the end of the song.� I can't lie & say I was the first to launch, but many were getting launched.� I just WENT FOR IT!!� I�HAD to do you BROADS Proud!�� They made it to the stage.�

Purple panty launcher, along with a purple thong panty & a note-PERFECT!!!!� ALL OUR STARS WERE IN ALIGNMENT FOR THIS LADIES!!

NOW, he didn't read the note on stage or really address any pair individually.� Their was a diaper or DEPENDS thrown onstage as well.� I didn't catch who threw that one.� Was there ANOTHER BROAD nearby???� Let's recruit her!� On other boards they've posted more about that.� He seemed amused, not upset at all.� He was having fun with the whole incident.� Oh, he did directly pick up our launcher.� I think the shape made him curious.� Very torpedo-like.� Now remember I am like "The Nun" of the group-Ok, maybe a WILD NUN!!� I think maybe he thought it was something other than panties.� When he checked it closely, he says "Oh, it's panties!"� chuckling...as he's inspecting the huge assortment that lay scattered all over the floor at his feet.� I hope he was proud of "his powers" over woman.

As the night was wrapping up, it was really nice watching the interaction between all the group.� Everyone seemed much more relaxed & happy.� Clay really encouraged the crowd, along with the girls, to give a wonderful reception for Ruben.� You can see it's so important to Clay.� It's evident he LOVES REUBEN!� They really looked adorable together tonight.� Clay was giggling & talking much of the song.� You know the rest-Fireworks went off!� An ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL CONCERT!� My hubby even confirms the fact that Clay was winking at me�several times.��

Well, I am thinking I've got to wrap this up, otherwise I'll be on here 'til midnight...and I've got to eat.� Let's see, I started this BEVR at 1-2 pm & now it's almost 5:30pm.� I should have gotten up last night when I could not sleep.

The last fantastic part of the night was that I actually got to shake Clay's hand.� We started out at the wrong side of the bus entrance.� It seemed security kept encouraging us to go to the opposite side of the arena & wait with the others behind an iron fence.� The people were chanting "We want Clay."� Everybody wanted Clay.� Poor Clay, must be so tired I kept thinking.� God, how does he handle this.� This man is a saint when it comes to patience.� At the time I started to walk back to the car with my husband, as security was adamant about us NOT waiting at THIS entrance.� I don't know if they thought we were going to throw ourselves on the hood of Clay's car.� Oh, they were saying now Clay & Ruben have drivers.� I am NOT 100% sure if this is true.� But we saw CLAY walk to a black SUV.� Anyway, my hubby says, go ahead & run.� You sort of get a sense that something is going on over the other side.� I was RUNNING Full Speed...as fast as my legs could carry me.� I made it around 1/2 the arena in about 1 minute or so.� What I saw when I got there was amazing.� There was a wave of people lined up against the fence.� The fence is at the very top of a high hill.� Clay actually had to make the effort to walk up this incline to see his fans.� Well, I get to the fence & people are waiting excitedly in anticipation of Clay.� I don't see him, but I hear people's shrieks.� I have to see if he is REALLY coming.� I sort of jumped up on the fence-maybe 1' -not too much just so I could see over all the people & see if Clay is REALLY coming!� I see him just a couple people from me-alongside his security man/bodyguard who is holding a bright light to accompany, and I am sure make sure Clay is safe.� When Clay comes I want to really see his face.� THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE!� He PATIENTLY greets the children next to me.� THIS man is absolutely LOVE in ACTION!� There's no doubt in my mind that he can make a difference.� Children sense it, women sense it, heck even alot of men sense it!� There's something magical & mystical about Clay.� Anyway, I am just up high enough so I can see his beautiful face.� He takes my hand, and I say "Clay, I Love you-I am the woman who threw the panties".....I know how corny....He says, "I KNOW, HONEY" in that sweet accent-he really looks you in the eyes when he speaks.

Now, I've got to finish this soon.� My husband eventually catches up to me along the fence.� I rally him over to be able to meet Clay.� You really wouldn't know what was happening unless you were looking.��The wave of people just keeps continuing, as people run to the fence.� �Clay shakes my husband's hand.� I say to Clay (I know I am probably a pest by now) Clay, THIS is MY HUSBAND-HE LOVES you, too!� Well, that just made Clay chuckle & completely cracked up the bodyguard.

On a final note, I hope this report adds some lechery-BUT really "Brings" the expanse of people Clay touches.� People are drawn to him like a "moth to a candle."� It's SO, SO evident.� He touches people & opens hearts.� I Believe with this he'll change lives, and have the ability to inspire...others to do their best & find their own way�to happiness in this world.� We watched him through American Idol.� He was evolving, but�his�WONDERFUL SPIRIT�was always there.� Sure, he metamorphised into a beautiful person on the outside.�But, the potential was always there waiting.� He simply took a huge chance & had the�desire to make a difference.�He's our shining example of WHAT�LOVE CAN DO!��Thank You, Clayton for your huge�efforts, patience, and most of� all...your HUGE HEART!�

Lucky Us!!!!!!!

NOW all Lechery can RESUME...

Karen W., Inaugural Broad Panty-Launcher�

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Note from Nelle: You, too, can participate in the LBFCA Summer Series, and have your Broad's Eye View Report of Clay's Summer Concert Tour on the LBFCA Main Page. Just send it to Nelle via email, and she'll post it ASAP. (If you are a lurker, or otherwise wish to remain anonymous, just let me know that in your email). Don't worry about your BEVR not being the same size or looking the same as anyone elses. Here at LBFCA we celebrate diversity. Every BEVR is unique. This is your personal experience of witnessing what Katynka so gloriously described as "a little hockey-jersey-clutchin', white-leather-wearin', DTTR revealin', mic-flickin', thigh-strokin', eye-f***in', smokin', jokin', singin', hunk-o-burnin' libido."

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