2003-07-24
8:02 p.m.

The Ranch: Introduction with Song

The Ranch: Introduction with Song

It all started with a simple entry in the Guest Book (about a week ago), in which a Broad reminisced about the pleasure of rocking on a hobby horse, then Sherry started extolling the excitement of bronco busting, and the Ranch sprang forth from the collaborative lechery of the Broads and Brudes...

Thus began the first Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken Collaborative Main Page Series: The Ranch

First, our Poet Laureate, Sandi, penned a fine Ranch Song:

Home on the Ranch
By Sandi, 7-22-03

Oh, give us a home..

Where the lechery roams,

Where the Broads and the Brude, they all play!

Where seldom is heard, a puritanical word...

And we wallow in Clay all the day!

Home, Home on the Ranch!

Where the dreams of our Clayton come true!

Where age doesn't matter...

Where we never get fatter...

And no one will care what we do!!

Oh, give us a place

Where a smile lights our face...

Where no Husband will make us obey!

Where we round up and tackle...

with thoughts of debacle...

And we can play Horsie with Clay!!!

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.