2003-07-25
4:55 p.m.

The Ranch: Administration

The Ranch: Administration

The Administration office of The Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch is under the able leadership of T_lady, our Office Manager, who is in line for a promotion to CEO or COO (she's got a hankerin to keep the business end of things on track).

Helping her run the business side of the Double-O is:

Alliede - Communication Wrangler/Ranch Speechwriter and part-time Ranch Chocolate Police---she claims she can get the job done with chocolate mighty quick and thorough (she promises not to let Sugar Lips consume any of that chocolate, as we all know he's allergic).

Rainjane1960, is our Equine Marketing Manager, not that we've got any intention of putting Our Buttercup out on the open market. But, she is knowledgeable about market assessment, targeting buyers, marketing and advertising strategies, and she has hands-on experience in product preparation.

We're proud of our Rainjane for valuing higher education, as she's now back at college pursuing her degree to become an Applied Animal Behaviorist, she showed us the course description, and dang it if we all didn't want to sign up, too. It talks about "Study of domestic animal behavior and implications for management and care. Topics include learning, communication, aggression, social and sexual behavior, stress and animal handling." Imagining getting a colledge edjucashun in our favorite activities got the BEVRs in a tizzy that did.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.