Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken!
Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken!


new | previous| next
archive

Welcome to LBFCA and 10 Simple Rules for Visitors, Newbies and Lurkers

Last 5 entries:
Celebrity Apprentice - 2012-03-12
What's New? - 2011-09-05
Timeless - 2010-08-16
The Clean Up Crew - 2009-07-03
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009! - 2008-12-31

MANIFESTO

LBFCA is not appropriate for minor children.

LBFCA Forum Purple Pages

More Lechery in the LBFCA Forum Purple Pages

Order Clay's Album Here!!


A Thousand Different Ways

Make a Difference


Clay Aiken "Official" Fan Club Website

Order Clay's Book Here

Order Clay's Other CDs Here

Broads BDay List

LBFCA Glossary

Make a shirt or decal with the
2005 LBFCA Logo

SUBSCRIBE to the Main Page

AddThis Social Bookmark Button

2003-07-25
7:33 p.m.

The Ranch: CHAPS

The Ranch: CHAPS

In association with our Administrative Staff, the Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch is proud to promote literature and the creative arts with our own artists in residence program, Creative Hands for Aiken's Personal Satisfaction (CHAPS).

Sandi is our Poet Laureate...a job that she explains will entail years of many, many long nights of in depth interviews to ensure a thorough interpretation of Mr. Sugarpants life and times.

Jane from Singapore is the Ranch's Inspirational Guru, appreciated for her eloquent and heartfelt expressions about our Southern Star.

Julie is our resident Dream Weaver, and she offers to put the squiggles all over the land. But, in her dream-captured state she might be a bit distracted, as she says, "all I can imagine when I think about the ranch is to ride that horsey all the livelong day!"

Beth is a professional chandler, creator of the infamous Mr. SugarPants candles. She claims all Broad turf associated with wax, candles, fragrances, wicks, burning, flames, hotness, melting, yearning and burning. (I expect some of the Broads consider her claims to be a bit broad, and, at least according to Mr. Tony, Cookie Wendy has been known to drip a bit of wax around the spread). Some of the other Broads thought Beth was gittin jest a little bit too big fer her britches when she proclaimed herself the Wax Goddess.

Joanne is our librarian, but this is a part time postition, because the only book on our shelves that generates repeat interest is this one.

-

Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.

blog comments powered by Disqus

hosted by
DiaryLand.com