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2003-07-26
6:49 a.m.

The Ranch: House

The Ranch: House

In the Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch House, Katynka is in charge as Head Laundress and Seamstress. The Broads are happy because Mr. Happy Trail looks good in every outfit Katynka sews, and she is the mistress of very easy to release seams. We also like it when she sews on his buttons pretty loose, all the easier to pop pop pop. In the washroom, Katynka helps keep our Sexy Beast smelling like clean laundry. But she seems to be hiding his gutchies lately. The rest of us Broads do our own laundry, because, well, there's quite a competition to have BoxerBoy sniff our panties. When Kat has time, you'll see her out in the field as Cat Herder, an endless job with so many fine felines. Pretty kitties abound at the Double-O.

Keeping the Ranch House all fine, along with Katynka, are:

Joy - Chaps Inseam Checker/Straightener (but she never seems satisfied, and keeps checking over and over and over).

Nancy - Dresser, keeps having the same trouble as Joy when she's supposed to be fastening those chaps, they jest keep fallin off.

Lisa A - Iron Maiden aka Mistress of Flat Iron and Hairspray. She can also handle the steam (yes, it's hot in here!) iron. As Iron Mistress, she is in charge of the one stripey button down shirt Teacozy is allowed to wear at the Ranch. Most of the time he's bare back.

Kathy - Signed on to pick up after Clay (French Maid?), but she seems to think it's her job to get Clay to drop his shirt and pants, so she can pick up after him.

Cindy is in charge of Room Service, and plans to deliver whatever is desired in a timely manner.

Lisa M declares herself Official Knitter of Hot Dog Warmers, and we're not too sure whether that job belongs here in the Ranch House or out in the Cook House.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.

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