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2003-07-26
4:58 p.m.

The Ranch: Stud-Thud Muffins

The Ranch: Stud-Thud Muffins Cookie Wendy is known to be a bit ornery, and doesn't like to share. But, we have the fortune of having this Chuck Wagon Recipe, because it was smuggled out of the cook house by our Recipe Rustlers Ruth and her broadly buddy, Debra:

Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch Stud-Thud Muffins

  1. Take one tall Lanky Southern Man...NO SUBSTITUTIONS
  2. Add a handful of Red Hair and just a pinch of Sea Green for the eyes. Mix with a cup of long fluttering eyelashes.
  3. Mix together with one amazing, sweet smile. Stir well.
  4. Sift together 1 Cup each of humility, gentleness, kindness and compassion. Let sit for 24 years, until well seasoned.
  5. Stir in a voice from the Gods. Let stand.
  6. Preheat a Million Fans Hearts
  7. Bake until firmly planted in the minds, bodies and souls of All America.
  8. Remove from oven. While still hot, drizzle with a generous portion of sex appeal, masculinity, Jersey tugging, knee bending and winking.
  9. Best when served up hot.
Warning: Stud-Thud Muffins can be extremely addictive. The staff at the Double-O is not responsible for any loss of self-control when having your Stud-Thud Muffin!!

The Double-O staff had intentions of selling these muffins by mail order. Regretfully (or, not), to date we have been unable to keep even a single package from being devoured prior to shipping.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.

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