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2003-08-01
Celebrate Clay Every Day & 1st Package Day Celebrate Clay Every Day & 1st Package Day Sometimes we find Celebrating All Things Clay to be overwhelming every day. There is just so much about him to admire. So, here at LBFCA, we have agreed (mostly) to focus our celebratory attention on specific regions of Clay's delightful attributes, each being honored with a special day every week. No, we are not cutting him up into pieces like chopped meat (apologies to any Brudes who winced at that reference, considering what day this is). There is no rule about enjoying aspects of Clay that are not the particular focus of any given day. And, we all love celebrating and enjoying so much about Our Idol, we keep getting mixed up, about what day it's supposed to be, anyway. Here's the Official LBFCA Celebrate Clay Every Day Calendar: Monday - the Head (the one ON TOP of the body, Wendy) Happy Package Day! In honor of the first official LBFCA Package Day, our own Wax Goddess Beth, has created the wondrous:
By: Erin � I don't care if Monday blows Tuesday �s dull and Wednesday �s slow Thursday if we all feel low Come Friday - package time! �
Tuesday, Wednesday torso quips Thursday we love deep hip dips Then Friday - golden vine!
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On Sunday you sing and we gasp But Friday - we long for your mass. �
Tuesday, Wednesday second base Thursday goes below the waist Broads, Friday - get in line! �
Tuesday Wednesday: copper threads? Thursday spoon your a** in bed? Friday, Waldo we find! �
Sunday your voice turns us to mush But Friday�watch the package push. �
makes us drop like flies, to see your wand and your spirits rise. We are bowing down and just smiling at the sound of your number one hit spinning round and round. Directed to the right? It �s such a gorgeous sight to see you clutching on stage each night. We can never get enough, enough of your stuff! It �s Friday Clay �s divine!
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Tuesday Wednesday are unchaste Thursday �s your downy ball space But Friday, package time!
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Finally, we are fortunate to be able to make this special presentation on The First Official Package Day............ our own LBFCA investigative reporter, Katynka................ unearthed this previously squashed screencap from............. an unaired media interview in which............. Clay, himself, answers the most important Broadly Package Day Question.................. blog comments powered by Disqus |