2003-08-08
6:45 a.m.

Package Day Comes Again

Package Day Comes Again

It has come to the attention of Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken, that certain people were offended by our First Package Day Celebration.

In our efforts to amuse ourselves, while celebrating the many fine attributes of Clayton Aiken, we apparently penetrated the tolerance of others.

Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken has a long history of controversy, and we do enjoy the efforts we engage in to propel our passionate message with fervor and zeal.

As we strive to expand upon our humor, we occasionally enlarge our efforts to the point of frenzy, the culmination of which risks an explosion of lechery.

These endeavors are not intended for others' pain, but for our own pleasure and satisfaction.

Of course, in our vast and highly active imaginations, we like to think that Clay would enjoy our efforts, too.

So it comes to this, without apologies, but, out of consideration for the sensibilities for others, we worked long and hard to keep this Package Day Celebration considerably less graphic than our last.

We can only hope Clayton still understands us.

Today's entry can be blamed on Nelle, Marie, Kelly and Julie