Ode To Watermelon
It was late, late August
and it was hotter �an sh*t.
Broad�s stopped in Raleigh
to cool off a bit.
Saw a tall drink �o water
with hair of red,
Eat�n a piece of watermelon,
straight ahead.
Well they stood there staring,
as juice ran down his chin
Every one of those Broad�s
had a big �ole grin!
He spit a melon seed
and it went so far,
It struck the side
of one Broad�s car.
The grins got bigger
and the Broad�s said how,
They�d love to be a melon,
right about now!
They watched him eat and when that piece was done
Well, they asked him to eat another one!
There were napkins nearby
but they hoped he�d not see
They pushed them behind
his glass of iced tea.
As the sun shone
on his beautiful face,
the Broads just lost
their manners and grace.
And when it was time to go
and Clayton waved goodbye,
you heard the Broads whisper...
then giggle...
then sigh..ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Written by our illustrious, industrious, Sick Genius...
(I mean, Genius who is sick...)
Robin...