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2003-09-03
1:12 p.m.

Ode to Watermelon

Ode To Watermelon

It was late, late August and it was hotter �an sh*t.
Broad�s stopped in Raleigh to cool off a bit.
Saw a tall drink �o water with hair of red,
Eat�n a piece of watermelon, straight ahead.
Well they stood there staring, as juice ran down his chin
Every one of those Broad�s had a big �ole grin!

He spit a melon seed and it went so far,
It struck the side of one Broad�s car.
The grins got bigger and the Broad�s said how,
They�d love to be a melon, right about now!
They watched him eat and when that piece was done
Well, they asked him to eat another one!


There were napkins nearby but they hoped he�d not see
They pushed them behind his glass of iced tea.
As the sun shone on his beautiful face,
the Broads just lost their manners and grace.
And when it was time to go and Clayton waved goodbye,
you heard the Broads whisper...
then giggle...
then sigh..ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Written by our illustrious, industrious, Sick Genius...
(I mean, Genius who is sick...)
Robin...

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