2003-09-06
12:35 p.m.

The First Time -- get it while it's HOT

One man...one woman...lots of bubbles.

"I am going to read it until I commit it to memory and my dreams consist of ME in that bathtub!" -- Cella

The story that launched a score of home improvement projects...

"Thanks to you I now have to recover my computer chair." -- Peggy

Raising temperatures all over the country...

"WOW! I think I need two ice buckets!" -- Katherine

Causing Broads everywhere to exclaim...

"Oh YES!" -- Merry
"WOO!" -- Ruth
"EFFING FANTASTIC!" -- Lady Luke
"Girl, you can write some nookie!" -- Lisa M.

Broads, I've teased you long enough. I am now making my first foray into fiction publicly available to any Broad who wants it.

All you have to do to get it is send me an email, tell me who you are (name, age, when/how you found the Broads, are you a regular, are you a lurker, are you Diane Sawyer? teehee). You might want to make the word "fanfic" a prominent feature of the subject to speed up the process. I will then send you the file. IT'S JUST THAT EASY! ;o)

"Very sensual, but tender and sensitive at the same time...I think you capture him perfectly--it's how I would have imagined his reactions in such a situation, and if he were to see it, I think he would understand the depth of your (our!!) attraction to and affection for him." -- Merry

"Very erotic without being smutty." -- Lisa M.

This offer will not last long! In about a week's time, I will be posting "The First Time" on clayaikenonline.com, and you'll have to go there to get it.

Why not just post it there now? Because it was written for Lecherous Broads like myself, and it's only fitting that the LBFCA gets the first crack at it!

"Do you have ANY IDEA just how many women are going to relate to that story? Think I'll go get that damn beverage now." -- Lady Luke

I hope y'all will enjoy it as much as the Broads who came (hey!) before you!

-- Julie