You Know You're a Lecherous Broad If...
-You can burn toast and CDs at the same time.
-You have bought on Ebay, at least.. three tshirts, two pillows and a mousepad with Clay's picture on them.
-You have several boxes of Diapers in your closet and do not have a Baby.
-You know who Sugarmamacornpop is.
-You constantly check out the packages of UPS men.
-You are trying to find that Geeky, Redheaded Boy from third grade.
-You renamed your cats, Mojo,Solitaire and Twister.
-MnM is no longer a chocolate covered Peanut.
-Your best friends have names like Shieldmaiden and Goddess Wendella.
-You are over fifty and own a pair of Red Sneakers.
-You bought Stock in Krispy Kreme.
-You have been cited by your code enforcement officer for painting your house purple with orange dots.
-You have slept all night on the sidewalk outside your local Borders.
-You have a box of Kleenex beside your computer screen.
-You are in danger of being commited by your immediate family for dancing naked at two in the morning.
-You substitute *'s in the names of people you don't L*K*.
-When asked how old you are, you reply...I am on the first bus.
-You find words like Giddyup and Tee Hee creeping into your vocabulary.
-You are intensely territorial about an imaginary job on an imaginary ranch in an imaginary location.
-You accidently called your husband "Sugarpants" during sex.
-You now know three meanings for the word Beaver.
-You live in Waldo County.
Thanks to Poet Laureate Sandi for penning such an accurate description of
Pics from various sources including the Lucy/Desi pics copyright Adelaide Arts
Photos selected and posted by: Wendy in Fl