Miss Faye, could Clayton come out and play?
(out and play)
I just thought I would ask you if it was okay
(if it was okay)

Is he back from promoting his CD?
(his CD)
I don't mean to be giving you the third degree
(third degree)

You know I'm not the young woman that I used to be
But I'm so much better now, Baby can't you see?

Miss Faye's son has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long

Miss Faye can't you see, he is just the man for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Miss Faye's son

Miss Faye do you remember Bee Gees night?
(Bee Gees night)
Your son came out in a suit that was meant to excite
(meant to excite)

I could tell he loved me by the way he stared
(way he stared)
And the way he held that microphone showed he cared
(showed he cared)

And I know that you think its just a fantasy
But he's a grown-up man and he could use a Broad like me!

Miss Faye's son has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long

Miss Faye can't you see, he is just the man for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Miss Faye's son