Left Foot Kick

.....and the Finger Shake

.....and the Two Hand Shake

....and the wondrous variation on the beloved Tug, the Jacket Pull

Of course, we were delighted to see the return of

...the Chest Caress

.....that we drooled over during the Summer Concert Tour, and that brings a whole new level of yumminess when performed in a suit.

Oh, we've been known to play along with Clay's claim that he can't dance. But don't be fooled, even the authors of that page really thought this...

Combo Jacket Pull and Left Foot Kick was sizzling hott

One of Clay's most endearing new moves was hinted at during MAP (sorry I couldn't capture a screen cap....it went by that fast). Then, from Leno through The View, we noticed over and over, Clay twisting his feet on the floor. This move is quickly becoming one of my most enticing new Clay Moves (as in "OMG, OMG, OMG, what is that move?). I've even conducted research (*cue violins* Yes, I'm often found at my iMac, slaving away studying Clay videos. For LBFCA research purposes, of course.), and discovered evidence of early feet twisting in the Hometown Connection video of Still the One:

....what was he, only 19 or 20 years old here?

Even though the video is showing Clayton only from about the knees up, he is clearly twisting those feet, and propelling himself sideways across the stage.

Obviously, the Lecherous Broads have long been interested in Clay's ability to be twisted. The idea of playing with twisting Clay was popular in the Purple Pages long before we shared with the world our interest in the topic with the Twister!Broads! Dang! Main Page.

If you've been following LBFCA for any length of time, you won't be surprised to learn we have been researching the saucy history of Twister.

We even discovered an interesting Twister related household item that gets our lecherous imaginations going.

While Clay's new dance move seems more reminiscent of The Twist, rather than Twister, you won't find many Broads complaining about anything that involves watching Clayton twist, bend or move in any way whatsoever. Or watching Clay stand still, for that matter.