Once upon a time there was a Broad named Fernanda. She was a lively woman who wanted nothing more than to spend each day, dancing around her living room, listening to Clay Aiken tapes....listening to his glorious voice...and lusting after his perfect body!She was happy and feeling young for the first time in years! But no one understood! Her friends did not understand and her family did not understand! They complained that she had no time for them! They wanted Fernanda to clean the house and cook their meals...they wanted her to give parties and make onion dip! They finally convinced her that she was selfish and that a Broad has to do what a Broad has to do!

So, when Martha Stewart came to town, seeking the best example of daintyness and feminity in the world, Fernanda joined the competition! She cleaned and decorated! She baked pies and made souffles! She permed her hair, bought an apron and gave a party , with wonderful food that she prepared herself! Though she had second thoughts, she truly wished to make her family and friends happy! Fernanda won the contest and was sent on to the Finals in New York!

But when she arrived and looked at all the unhappy women from all over the world, Fernanda's true lecherous nature took over! She whipped out her Clay Aiken Cd and began to play a song called Invisible ... as she sang loudly and danced around the room ! At first, there was shock! But, slowly, as the music over took them, others began to join in...they tore off their aprons, removed their pantyhose and high heels ..and began wiggling with orgasmic abandon! Everyone was soon laughing and happy! Even Martha forgot her pending jail sentence and began to sing! Fernanda was declared the winner without ever having to stuff a turkey!

She returned home, blessed with the knowledge that women all over the world were now feeling free ... spending their days remembering what it was like to be young! No dinner was on the table, the laundry was piling up and she had not scrubbed the kitchen floor for weeks!.. But, Fernanda was feeling Lecherous once more ... back where she belonged, surrounded by her Clay Aiken Tapes, Cds and Photos. She was Happy once again!

And everyone lived happily ever after ... THE END

Thanks to Sandi for her wonderful story ...
Based on Ferdinand the Bull ...
Photo chopped and Posted by Wendy in FL