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2003-11-21
Tiger on The Ranch At Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken we have long been proud of our special place, The Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch. For many months our singular purpose at The Ranch has been to attend to the every need for the care and satisfaction of our very special Freckled Stallion. And, that has been a mutually satisfying task, with Broads quite happy in our efforts. Well, things have started to be stirred up in new ways at the Double-O, as it seems in recent weeks there has been a new resident....surprisingly, a wild tiger has been roaming around the spread. Now, it's not as though we've never seen something like this wild animal before....why our friend Clay's Tramp has even gathered pictorial evidence of his existence from months earlier, and called him DomClay. But, he does seem to be appearing more and more often lately, and is now settled quite comfortably at The Ranch. Interestingly, he doesn't attack the horses, and while some of the Broads are a little frightened of him, he hasn't harmed anyone. (I've heard a Broad or two begging to be harmed, but I'm not sure what they are talking about...ok, I do, too, know what they are talking about, but some things are best left to the Purple Pages ;-). The other interesting thing is....whenever the TIGER is around, we can't find the Freckled Stallion! Our StudMuffin doesn't seem at all upset about the new sexy beast in the environs, but, they are never seen together.....almost like Clark Kent and Superman. When one appears, the other seems MIA. Curious, curious. Yes, it's rather unexpected, but there have been numerous sightings of the sexy beast at The Double-O, most recently, MnMsMom brought us this rare photograph of the beautiful creature: rrrrrowwwww Well, if you've spent any time with us, you know we enjoy honoring the herstory at LBFCA with special songs. So no one was all that surprised when Lila created the following verse, in honor of our Tiger. The Tiger Sleeps Tonight
(you all know the tune, so sing along!) Di di didi , di di dididi, di wee yum yummy yay In the Ranch house, the steamy Ranch House, the TIGER sleeps tonight. hup, hup EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEE EEEE ah yum yummy yay..... (CHORUS) OH golly WOW! Such noise you make! Now shut the door What's that you say? In the Ranch House, the Broads' own Ranch House, the TIGER sleeps tonight. hup, hup (REPEAT CHORUS) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEE EEEE ah yum yummy yay..... posted by Nelle ps Thanks to Dotty B, for sending along this speical pic, of DomClay in a TUX:
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