I want a man with a voice like an angel,
I want a man who knows what's best.
I want a man with shoes like canoes
And eyes that burn like air force jets

I want a man with the right allocation
Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
He's playing with his new puppy and putting up his feet
He's touring the entire country and producing clack
I want a man with a tall frame and a loooooooooong jacket

I want a man who gets up early
I want a man who stays up late
I want a man with unlimited charm and potential
Who uses his mind and his mouth to cut through crap
With toenails he used to like to bite
And a libido to heat up the night
He is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack
He's touring the entire country, and producing clack
I want a man with a tall frame and a loooooooooooong jacket

I want a man with a smooth liquidation
I want a man with good dividends
At Wachovia we will meet purely by chance
We'll start to talk when he borrows my pen
He has a car with a cup holder arm rest
He has a car that will get him there
He changed his name from Grissom to Aiken
He traded his jeep for a Volvo that's open air ...
I want a man with a tall frame and looooooong jacket ..

Based on "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake …
Conception by Nelle
Words by Wendy in FL
Inspiration … the EVER inspiring Clayton Aiken …
Pictures courtesy of Palandrome Productions, Katynka, Puddle Of Goo, MNClayFans and Writerspace ...