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2003-12-03
9:04 a.m.

Earth Shattering Scientific News � Clay's Organ and the Broads

RTP, North Carolina - The AI International Health Organization today announced another major discovery involving Clay Aiken and his beloved Broads. This time the area of focus was the nasal respiratory system.

�It�s exciting,� squealed Meredith Vieira, head researcher. �We�ve had to completely rename parts of the anatomy to comply with the �attraction� between Clay and the Broads.�

First to go was the vomeronasal organ which henceforth shall be called �Clay�s Organ�. Clay�s organ is a tubular pocket of nasal cells located in the sinuses. The purpose of this organ was long suspected, but its specific function was unknown prior to today.

�It is now evident that Clay�s organ plays a significant role in the sexual behavior of the broads,� said Dr. Vieira. �The probable sexual role of Clay�s organ is the origin of the �lip-curl� or �Flehmen� reaction, now simply called the Clay Aiken reaction.�

While multiple Broads have been known to exhibit the Clay Aiken reaction while viewing Invisible performances, there is only one example of the reaction from Mr. Aiken himself. Reviewing screen caps of the lost �TITN� video reveals Clay Aiken in full reaction mode while wearing a tiny green t-shirt and low slung jeans.

�The role of the Clay Aiken reaction appears to be to allow better inhalation of pheromones,� states Vieira. �And, oh Baby, the pheromones that man puts off could loosen a million chastity belts. This I know from personal experience.�

Pheromones are chemical compounds that allow communication via the nasal system. Pheromones arise from several tissue sources, most notably the reproductive tract.

�Well, that pretty much says it all, doesn�t it,� giggled Dr. Vieira. �I mean that�s A LOT of pheromones from one man!�

Pheromones are important for the attraction of the female to the male and vise versa. There is one syndrome, previously called the �Whitten effect� now known as the Aiken effect, which involves the synchronization of female cycles through the introduction of a male. Well, one particular male.

�We, the medical community, are cautioning outsiders from disturbing any known �Broad conventions�,� advises Vieira. �That many Broads in heat at one time, with Clay Aiken anywhere around�I can only suggest Mr. Aiken better be well rested.�

Fellow researcher Diane Sawyer, who curiously had little to say during the press conference was overheard later muttering, �I could have smelled him too. He gave me a rose and everything. At least he wore that lickable sweater for me.�

The scientists concluded their findings by cautioning that smell and pheromones were only one piece of the Aiken/Broad puzzle. They will continue to diligently search for the truth behind this unique attraction. There are many areas of Aiken left to be explored.

Written By: The Medically prolific, Dr. In NC
Posted by : Her Humble Transcriptionist, Wendy in FL

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