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2004-01-22
Cleno He did it AGAIN! Clay Aiken stormed The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and made us fall in love with him all over again. Not that Lecherous Broads had faltered in loving Clay, but he upped the ante in his Vanilla Cream Suit and Purple Shout-Out Tie and Shirt, with the oh so touchable looking texture. Not since the Sunday Night Mystery have so many Broads died the sweet death of ecstasy upon seeing Clay. Most of the Broads who are not dead, are unexpectedly impregnated after Clay's last lingering gaze at the end of The Way. Start knitting purple booties...we'll need a LOT of them in 9 months. Clay allowed Jay to tease him a bit about his 'make over,' and played along like a Frisky Maverick. He acknowledged the humor in some of his fan's behavior, even while wining more.
Clay seemed like a big kid when he excitedly checked out the Glamour magazine poll that said thousands of women want to take a bath with him.
But, when Jay made an ungracious attempt at humor, the Tiger stepped up.
This man had the cajones to look jay leno in the eye and say, "Ahhh, not a funny joke, really." Then carried on, apparently unruffled. Broads broke out the Purple Tassles and cheered. After out-joking and out-talking jay, then Clay sang THE WAY. He manhandled the microphone stand.
Then caressed his middle with those long luscious fingers.
Ooooooo, let's look at that a little closer...
He owned us.
When he was finished with us he smiled like he knew he owned us. He knew he had just delivered us to our deaths or to the delivery room. Then, he stood there, casually, looking as if that was no big deal. Leaving us weeping quivering messes. Fully satisfied. Nelle Thanks to Rainbeaux and her friend, Erin, and ImageDirect for the awesome photos. Thanks to Clay Aiken for everything! blog comments powered by Disqus |