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2004-04-01
By The Time You Get To Phoenix For those of you Broads who are unfamiliar with my beautiful hometown, let me share! Phoenix, Arizona is a tiny town with about three million people. Alas, the sad news is that we are "Clay Virgins". Yes, you heard it right....although we've had Kelly, Cher, Shania, Britney, Cher, Bette, Rod, Britney, Justin, Cher, James Taylor, Britney...(well, you get the idea....) NO CLAY! Being the enterprising souls that we are we could not let this travesty continue. But, what to do? What could possibly lure Clay to the desert? Well, all it took was a decent purple bra (uh, those are hard to find!) and a box of Stevie Nicks' frozen burritos (thanks Diana K!). That Clay is such a gentleman...he took pity on us! Clay will be arriving on Friday, April 2nd....This one's for you, Clay...... By the time you get to Phoenix, we'll be screamin' By the time you hit San Jose, they'll be fainting.... By the time you make it to LA, they'll be giggling... We just didn't know PS... Thanks to Mr. Glen Campbell for the beautiful original of this song! PPS....Clay, can you get a haircut by Friday? Thanks! By STB Posted by Nelle blog comments powered by Disqus |