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2004-06-08
Shine...A-Cut's Gonna Shine (a follow-up to "Put It On!! Put It On!!") First of all, a big thank you to Joanie for "lighting" the way with this picture: Clayton, we swear � all we saw in the Wango Tango pics was your beautiful face. Well, ok, maybe other things: the new frankenshirt; the low-slung, wickedly-scrunchy-in-the-front jeans; and, oh yeah, there was something about tummy showing... But that's not what drove Julie and I to the brink of death. We're not known as "Waldo Watchers" in this circle; instead, we love looking at what you're wearing and fantasizing about what's underneath. Shoulders. Knees. Bellybutton. Even a secret birthmark, perhaps? And then all that yummy coppery fur and all the places it inhabits. So when the picture was directed to the Broads...oh, heck, let's get a closeup there: ...the conversation Julie and I had went something like this:
J: What the? We wept; we lit candles; we sent up prayers of thanksgiving. THE AIKEN looked down from above and saw we were sincere about accepting his more modest clothing choices and rewarded us with a return to that clingy, manly A-Shirt. Actually, we feel like our Broad Cards should be suspended for not noticing in the first place. Hey Clayton - I think this goes to prove that we really did give up on them! Notice we haven't even mentioned how great it would've been if you had left that second button undone, actually showing off that a-shirt...and perchance to find unshorn hairsies. Now, of course, we're fantasizing about it being ribbed...for our pleasure. We'll let Clayton flip a coin to see who goes first. Cue the bouncy piano music!
(to the tune of Daybreak by our Idol Emeritus, Barry Manilow lovingly rewritten by Julie and Cella)
Shining to the world
That there's an a-cut! (clingin', clingin')
It's clingin' to him, gurrls
It's an a-cut
(clingin', clingin')
Holy smokes, a-cut! Come on, and let it shine shine shine...all around the world
Yeah, it's a-cut, yay cut
-- Wango Tango pictures by Getty Images -- A-Shirt picture by Munsingwear, whom we can only hope, along with Hanes and Jockey (whose tagline, by the way, is "The Next Best Thing to Naked") will be proud sponsors of the Clay Aiken Summer Tour (C.A.S.T.) blog comments powered by Disqus |