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2004-06-08
7:50 p.m.

Shine...A-Cut's Gonna Shine

(a follow-up to "Put It On!! Put It On!!")

First of all, a big thank you to Joanie for "lighting" the way with this picture:

Clayton, we swear � all we saw in the Wango Tango pics was your beautiful face. Well, ok, maybe other things: the new frankenshirt; the low-slung, wickedly-scrunchy-in-the-front jeans; and, oh yeah, there was something about tummy showing...

But that's not what drove Julie and I to the brink of death. We're not known as "Waldo Watchers" in this circle; instead, we love looking at what you're wearing and fantasizing about what's underneath. Shoulders. Knees. Bellybutton. Even a secret birthmark, perhaps? And then all that yummy coppery fur and all the places it inhabits.

So when the picture was directed to the Broads...oh, heck, let's get a closeup there:

...the conversation Julie and I had went something like this:

J: What the?
C: No. Can't be.
J: Didn't he throw them all away sometime after Disco Night?
C: I sure thought so.
J: But, that sure looks like...look at that...scoop!
C: Yeah, I see. Maybe he just put them away for the winter?
J: OMG...OMGOMG!
C: SWEET MOTHER OF...
J&C: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

We wept; we lit candles; we sent up prayers of thanksgiving. THE AIKEN looked down from above and saw we were sincere about accepting his more modest clothing choices and rewarded us with a return to that clingy, manly A-Shirt.

Actually, we feel like our Broad Cards should be suspended for not noticing in the first place.

Hey Clayton - I think this goes to prove that we really did give up on them! Notice we haven't even mentioned how great it would've been if you had left that second button undone, actually showing off that a-shirt...and perchance to find unshorn hairsies.

Now, of course, we're fantasizing about it being ribbed...for our pleasure. We'll let Clayton flip a coin to see who goes first.

Cue the bouncy piano music!

A-Break
(to the tune of Daybreak
by our Idol Emeritus, Barry Manilow
lovingly rewritten by Julie and Cella)

Shining to the world
'Bout time he let his secret come out
Let it come on out!
It's shining to the world
Gotta get the drool off my chin
Wonder where it's been
He finally came 'round
Now it's so clear
What have we spied?
Shirt is so sheer!

That there's an a-cut!
I can hardly believe
I see an a-cut
Ain't no t-shirt sleeves
It's an a-cut!
No mo' need to bereave
Hear the thuds, splats and gaahs all around the world!

(clingin', clingin')

It's clingin' to him, gurrls
Summer's here and temperatures rise
Less layers under there
He's bringin' us the goods
Deafened by the rapturous sighs
Of women everywhere!
We've been straining our eyes
Day after day
Finally time
That we can say, hey

It's an a-cut
I can hardly believe
I see an a-cut
Feels like Christmas Eve
I got my a-cut
Best gift I could receive
And hear my sigh, squish, squeeee...all around the world

(clingin', clingin')
(Somebody yell one more time --
we may as well go all the way!)

Holy smokes, a-cut!
We can hardly believe
We see an a-cut
God, look how it cleaves
Right down to Clay's butt!
It ain't hard to perceive
From the thuds, splats and gaahs all around the world

Come on, and let it shine shine shine...all around the world

Yeah, it's a-cut, yay cut
We can see it, the a-cut yay cut
Let me feel it, the a-cut yay cut
Shiiiirtshiiiine!

-- Text by Cella and Julie
-- Wango Tango pictures by Getty Images
-- A-Shirt picture by Munsingwear, whom we can only hope, along with Hanes and Jockey (whose tagline, by the way, is "The Next Best Thing to Naked") will be proud sponsors of the Clay Aiken Summer Tour (C.A.S.T.)

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