Love Clay's tendons, love Clay's feet
Love those fuzzy legs
Clayton's made my life complete
And hard-boiled all my eggs
Love that tendon, yes I do
Tease it with my tongue
Clay's neck makes me turn to goo
It's so sweet and young
Love those tendons, nice and long
Leading me to find
Clayton's shoulders, broad and strong
And his ears so fine
Love that tendon, love that mouth
Cheekbones, nose and eyes
And the long parts further south
(What? I meant his thighs!)
Love those tendons in his arms
And his ankles, too
Nearly made me buy the farm
When he took off his shoes
Love that tendon, love that throat
All the bits that thrill
Clayton really floats my boat
And he always will
-- Julie, who loves the entirety of that tasty morsel that is Clay Aiken...and yet loves Mr Julie more!