2004-09-02
7:42 p.m.

He Kissed Me

And Then He Touched Me

(sung to…And then She Kissed Me by KISS…who else!)

(a very exaggerated parody)

Well, he walked by me
And at first, I just got a glance.
He looked really good
And so I thought I might take a chance.
He was tall and he’d glowed with light
I knew it’d be a magic night
Gawd, his skin was shin’n bright
And then he touched me

Each time I saw him I couldn’t wait to see him again
I somehow validated all the all the money I’d spend.
I didn’t know just what to do, so I screamed, “CLAY, I love you!”
He said that he loved me too… Hey, did he just touch me???!!!

He touched me in a way that I’d never been touched before
He touched me in a way that I want to be touched forever more

I knew that there were others who touched him just like I had
I knew that they, like me, wished that they’d worn a pad!
I knew they felt that they’d been “eyed”, they screamed and they cried
Felt so happy, I almost died
Just 'cause he touched me

My insides, they were blocked and tied,
Felt so happy, I sobbed and cried, did I say he TOUCHED ME!

Oh yes, he touched me

You know, he touched!

Written Delusionally (even though I have touched him twice) By: Robin

Thanks to:
Wendy for lending me her picture as he walked by us.

And to:
Kat for her brilliant description of the night!