2008-09-19
4:01 p.m.

Talk (a lot) Like A Pirate Day

***We interrupt this �ere Broadcast�..er�.contest�.to bring yee the following. Something mighty hot has just come across the desk (not an uncommon thing with the secretarial position, I�d be supposin�) that we just have ter share. If yee ain�t yet voted in the Championship Round of the Clay Aiken Ultimate Video Contest yee can still do so, here. Tomorrow we�ll flip positions and put that one back on top. BUT ��

Despite uncontrollable quivering in anticipation of Clay�s triumphant return to Broadway this evening, the Lecherous Broads just be rememberin� that this be a day of HUGE importance��a day made even more significant because Clay seems to like it too�a lot!

Coinky-dink that he released an album on September 19th ? And he be returning to Spamalot on September 19th�..that his area code is 919? We �know� he only moved back to Raleigh because he just had to have that number back. How�s that for super-seekrit insider information? Straight from the spy glass in the crow�s nest it be! Speaking o�which, our Broadly insiders caught a few moments of a last minute dress rehearsal this vey morning. Our timbers are shivering with excitement��Avast!! Cabin Boy Clay, appearing knightly, as Sir Robin.

The eye patch don�t mean that anyone is going blind from chicken chokin�. It�s just that��

LIVE FROM NEW YORK!!!........IT�S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

No kidding! It really is! Honest, Pirate!

Our reporters tell us his jolly roger is still waving proudly.
Just not so much in this costume.

Arrrrgh!

Captain Mary Bonney��eh?

To learn more (and you know you wanna) about the history of Cabin Boy Clay and our bi-annual Talk Like a Pirate Day tradition (before we got all sensible and sophisticated like), yee might want to steal a one eyed glance into the treasure chest. All other chests and treasures are reserved for Clay.

Talk Like A Pirate Day Is Tomorrow..2004

Arr!! You Lonesome Tonight? 2006

Jill: So.....is that a chicken of the sea he�s holding?
K�eh: Ummmm��no�.I think it�s a quail.

BREAK A LEG CLAY!!