Everyday Favorites - Available all day every day!

1. EF Sensation! - Savor the sensation of deliciously drowning in cool green pools dappled with late-day sun, liberally poured over with a hot sauce of smoldering thoughts and intentions, all finished off with a lush fringe of strawberry curls.

2. Earshell Harvest - Go ahead and whisper if you want. You will be indulged in the full taste of yours being the only voice worth hearing, while your tongue savors a texture akin to perfectly ripe, lightly furred sweet and juicy peaches. Don�t forget to give a little lick behind those generous peachy-pink shells for a shiver or two.

3. Sweet-n-Cheeky - Creamy sweet with a hint of salt from occasional heartfelt tears, sprinkled with a hearty shake of cinnamon flecks, and laced with SPF lotion to preserve the natural creaminess. This is the Face that launched a thousand Broads, and more.

4. Luscious Lip-a-licious -Full, ripe, and rosy, these plump flavor favorites offer a potent cocktail of sweet and snark and will deliver passion-laden song straight to your soul. Once you acquire a taste for this flavor, you will never be the same again�it is addictive and there is no cure.

5. Flutterbrows - These expressive copper caterpillars entrance us with their mobile ability to convey concern, confusion, snark, deliberation, doubt, joy and glee. They deliver a thousand fluttering butterflies to our stomachs, and one or two stray into a tune every now and then.

6. Chin-Chin Jubilee - Watermelon flavored of course!! How does THAT make you feel?

7. Arm Crookies - Lick your way up along delectable forearms slathered with gingerspunsugar. Now, please, don�t go swoonin� away before you get to the soft and tender arm crookies. This is where our Beautiful Boy nestles his love for home, family, friends, and children. You will be treated to a taste of good Southern Fried Chicken, sweet tea, Krispy Kremes, milk and cookies, and the remnants of sticky sweets from children who thrive on his hugs. Wouldn�t we all?

8. & 9. Bling-Bling Hands - You might think that The Hands are the showiest flavor of the roster. They are lyrical and in constant motion. They point and curl and beckon. They tug and clutch. They flick and arc microphones of all sizes and shapes. They fling the outer garments awry, teasing us with glimpses of a shiny belt buckle, a satiny sheen of lining, and a long slim kinetic torso. They rest fleetingly on heart and head and chest to emphasize a point. But don�t be fooled by the bling-bling. In these hands you would experience safety, integrity, and tenderness. This is The True Vanilla. Reliably the #1 favorite.

10. & 11. Drumstick Dips - Not much meat on these babies, but when Dipped they�ll sustain you for days. Watch out for the right one though. It tends to Bend. Not to worry. If you get served a deep bend, take it in with a bit of relish. The quivers will pass. Eventually. Today we are serving a Two-Scoop Special!

12 & 13. Knee Crookies - The Back of the Right knee, warm and melty from constant bends, is a Crookie Cocktail Concoction of sunhot mango, papaya, and guava with a dash of rum and a hint of Claymusk. A veritable holiday from Real Life. The Back of the Left Knee, which carries the brunt of the Dipping, tastes like a RANCH picnic. The flavor changes daily according to the fresh stuff Cookie Wendy puts her hands on.

14. FFF Delight - A picture is worth a thousand words. Would you like yours in a cup or a cone?

Enough said. Lick away.

Regional Favorites

15. Double-Dip Neck Nuzzle - This divine flavorbenefits from slow, deliberate consumption. Take your time exploring the entire range of tastes and aromas as you work your way up and down, left to right. You might catch an ozonate whiff of fresh sun and breeze-dried linen with bottom notes of sweet milk and musk.

Occasionally there is a sniff of wiener in the mix.

16. Swivel-Hips Delight - There are those who don�t appreciate the Grease-y nature of this flavor. The Broads, however, eat it up and beg for seconds.

17. & 18. MahButt Cheeks I&II - Comfort food at its finest. Use your hands and grab at will Broads; no need to mind your manners with these treats. The right cheek is, as you know, Mac �n� Cheese. The left cheek is Krispy Kreme. Indulge until you yourself become melted or glazed.

19. & 20. BendyAnkles - So gummy they make you gooey.

21. Toe-tilation - An acquired taste, like oysters or brie or tequila shots, these elegant & articulated digits are so long, they could play Chopsticks if propped up against a piano. They benefit from well deserved appreciative sucking. Note: an occasional tickle will delight you with a gleeful giggle and squirm. When you get to the ���

22. Toenail MiniTreats - please keep in mind that these are Private Reserve. Only Clayton gets to partake of this special chewy snack. And so far, nobody has asked him to share.

23. & 24. Twister Feet - You are given two VERY Generous Servings since they need to support the front-loaded Mass they carry. If they were even a half-size smaller, the entire structure would topple over face first.

These All-Day Suckers are REVERSIBLE! You won�t know if you�re coming or going, not that you will care.

Sometimes they decide to go off on separate adventures in opposite directions.

Premium Flavors

25. TongueTip Torment - As far as we can tell, no one but our Vanilla Seedpod has bitten into this and survived. There were rumors of a romanced-and-passioned former girlfriend. Hmmmmm. But she was fast-tracked onto a Space Shuttle. Being that she is unavailable for comment and we are, therefore, lacking in any first-hand accounts, we cannot tell you for sure the true taste or nature of this succulent and heady delight. But you can just imagine��

26. & 27. Chunky Nipple I & II - Accustomed to being enrobed in several layers of fabric, these normally soft and warm Sugarspots will harden when exposed to cool air. They have distinct flavor personalities. CNRight is swirled with golden butterscotch and caramel dreams making for sweet, languid nights. CNLeft , being so close to the heart that beats within, is the color of pomegranate, and is laden with Cinnamon Red-Hots.

One lick and you will be enveloped in a hot molten richness that will warm every aspect of your day.

28. Tummy Swirl - This seldom-in-stock flavorsome treat will fill your mouth with the sensation of champagne bubbles and giggles, and�. the Shadow?????

29. Fuzzy Navel - This is a brew so fine it can only be served in small quantities from the most honored of tiny receptacles. This elusive potion must be ingested slowly and in minute amounts or the navel bearer will not bare it for us again.

30. Treasure Trail - When this flavor brushes up against your lips you will be instantly transported to experience a sultry ride on the Orient Express�..exotic spices�..adventure�..hot sultry days�.. languid tented nights�..rich sensory delights�.an exquisite yearning for more.

Special Edition- Package Perfection - To Be Offered at Some Future Date by Invitation Only�..This Special Edition flavor is not for Everyone!

We can only anticipate what taste sensations this Package will provide.

There has been much speculation:

All we can be sure of is that the Special Woman who gets to unwrap this Package will be overtaken�.

31 Flavors concept and text by Lila with Many thanks to:

-Heather for the twister feetphoto,
-Kelly, the gif Goddess, for the exceptional eyebrow gif,
-Julie, for the lip pic
-And Magical Melissa, who has earned her degree in gif�ing, for the epic MeredithWiener and Double-Knee-Dip gifs. Thank you for allowing me to be part of your graduation ceremony.
-Posted by Melissa