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2004-04-15
8:11 a.m.

BEVR: Wendy in Las Vegas, 03/26-03/27


Erbin had "Heart Moments" ...
I have: "Will stick in mah mind until the end of time moments"


Flying with Wings and awholelotta THRUST!
Friday ...

Getting up at 4:00 am and driving myself to the airport to board a plane ... I had not taken this long of a flight in 14 years and NEVER by myself ... see what he makes me do? Riding 4 hours on a long, slender vehicle ... bumping up and down, up and down, like a roller coaster ... while the bed, I mean seat ... oh never mind.

Seeing Robin and Erin again for only the 4th time and feeling like we had known each other ... forever!

Meeting all the Airport Broads and loving each of them! Then, realizing that Sherry would not be joining us ... and being sad about it.

Corrupting the poor children on the shuttle to the HO ... while Doc and I drooled over Hugh Jackman in the back seat ...

Getting to the Ho and checking in ... the reaction on the clerk's face when he asked who we were ... and I said ... "Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken" ... he smiled and said, "Well, you're in luck, Lecherous Broads are allowed in Vegas, we actually encourage them!"

Calling Kelly a "wanker" and having her respond as though it were her given name ... (oh and MEETING KELLY for the first time!)

Seeing Kelly in Rhode Island again for only the second time and feeling like we had never been apart.

Coveting the giant wiener on the wall out behind the casino ...

The food at the Frontier Buffet ... I had treated the pretzels on the plane like manna from heaven ... hunching over them and lashing out when the nice stewardess tried to take them from me ... licking my fingertips trying to get every last morsel ... I was seriously starving to death ... like in the looney toon cartoons when the characters are so hungry they see Bugs Bunny as a cooked bunny ... Let's just say, Robin had started to look awfully yummy to me! What's that? Well of course I have an unhealthy fixation with the cartoons of my youth ... why do you think I'm here?!

Being handed "porn cards" by Robin to give to Mr. Wendy ... a special description attached to each one ... sort of his consolation prize for not being able to come along and enjoy it all firsthand. (By the way, Mr. Wendy sends his love ... )

Buying Lysol at the Walgreens ... just to keep things ... shall we say ... disinfected at the HO ..


Everything Gets Hotter When the Sun Goes Down ...
Friday Night

Having the bus driver SLAM the door behind me on the bus ... Erin was devastated by the obvious lack of consideration on the part of the driver to "KEEP OUR GROUP TOGETHER!"

Erin and I pole dancing with the gigantic poles outside of the NY NY ...

Check out the tramp on that purse ... (not to mention the one holding it .... HEY!) and is that Erin getting le i'd in public AGAIN! ... and good GAWD ... what am I doing with my tongue? Well, he didn't make me ClaysTramp for nuthin ... wink, wink

Having Danielle stroke my hair while waiting for our table at the restaurant and hearing her say ... "I just want to pet her." I love you Dan. (We were so tired in this picture we could hardly hold our eyes open.)

Seeing Kat again. This is truly the only woman I would leave my husband for ... as a matter of fact ... I've been meaning to ask her something ...

Mitzy ordering the drinks in Spanish ...

Greeting Lila when she arrived ... I love Lila.

Having the entire table break out with "Still the One ..." And watching the crowds walking through NY NY come to a stop wondering who the heck these crazy women were and why were they singing a 25 year old song ...

Having our pictures taken by and with complete strangers in the hallway of NY NY outside of the Piano Bar while singing ... POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME!!!!!

Walking outside and being greeted by one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen ...

Uh, what do you mean? I love Paris in the springtime! You think this one sticks out because it reminds me of this ??? or better yet ... THIS! Well, you're right ... teehee ... Ain't he a beaut? I mean it ... Ain't it a beaut?

Watching the Fountains at Bellagio. Some people may think it's just water, but it's one of the most beautifully orchestrated things I've ever seen. Kinda like watching "Fantasia" ... and I ain't talkin' 'bout the singer on AI3 ...

Buying Orange/Gold Elvis shades with Erin at a street market.

Switching into Field Trip Chaperone mode and constantly asking ... "Where is Kati, Doc and Jan?"

Having the "shoe whores" among us ... LIKE MY SHOES!!!!

Coming around the corner of the HO ... in my faux "invisible video jacket" and jammie pants and chic flip flops at 1 am spotting Nelle standing in her doorway looking the opposite direction ... then watching her quickly jet back into her room when she heard Robin and Erin coming from the other direction. On a scale of 1-10 on the cute scale ... it was like a 13.5 ... Oh and then there was the actual MEETING NELLE part!


Could we have kippers for Breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy Dear?
Saturday

The ceiling of Bellagio's ... Having Brunch there ... meeting Frances ... and eating about 4 pounds of Smoked Salmon.

Missing MLK in NJ's phone call and not realizing it until Monday morning ... Sorry MLK!

Riding with Mitzy, Doc, Lila and Kat to the Liberace Museum ... while listening to Daniel Kublbock belting out:

"In a flying every wing cause my special thing on a flying without wings
And you are won't begin, you're flying every wing, you're flying every wing
You're love's me a thing, I'm flying without wings" ...

(We here in the real world know it's "Flying without Wings" ... Daniel is special ...)

The actual LIBERACE MUSEUM ... where I saw this ....

And where we were reprimanded for being too rowdy ... Seriously ... the man had 200 pound outfits made completely out of feathers ... and we're not supposed to find humor in that?

Watching Danielle play video games at the NY NY in her capri jeans and hot pink high heels. YOWZA!

MEETING LISA at the Wiener Haus!!!!!

Watching Kelly in RI dress up with the clig ... and watching the other Fan Boards take pictures of her and Robin grinding ... (Doesn't Clay look nice in that lovely lavender eye shadow? Oh wait! That's Kelly in RI !!!)


I Would Walk a Thousand Miles ... If I Could Just See You ... Tonight ....
The Concert

Standing out front waiting for the doors to open and having strangers come up and recognize me ... teehee ...

Signing an autograph.

Giving better seats to Pejay and her sister ... knowing that Clay would be coming down the aisle in front of them and being excited for them.

Having a mom come up with her two little girls and ask us who we were ... then finding out that it was their first ever concert ... and then staying around to witness them win 3 front row tickets! (I still get choked up.)

Having Louise come up and introduce herself to us and hug us. It meant a lot.

Seeing Diana L. Kilbridge make it to the show just in time!

Meeting some Clackhouse Meerkats ... and MnM!!!!!!

Getting to fill in the "average concert goers" about what to expect.

Seeing Melissa sob during the acoustic set.

Sitting with Erin and Doc ... and grabbing Erin's arm ... for ... what reason? I can't remember ... a move, a look, a sound? Who knows ... whatever it was ... I grabbed her arm and held on tight ...

Every look ..
Every move ..
Every sound that came from Clay Aiken's body ...


Pour Me Somethin' Tall and Strong ...
After the Show ...

Standing in the lobby of the Thomas and Mack thinking that Kati had managed to get backstage ... but alas, dang it ... she only WALKED RIGHT NEXT TO HIM on her way out !!!!!!!

Lila's Clullet ... Kelly's Clig ... Nelle standing on a chair and toasting Clay Aiken and his GC ... hearing Nelle say "dirty" words in her thick Minnesotan accent ... Kelly essentially daring me to chug my martini ... and then answering the call ...

MgM Pat telling me that she would never have thought I would be such a quiet, shy little thing ... HAHAHAHA ... such is the secret life of ClaysTramp ...

Taxi ride home to the HO ... taxi driver got a "lecherous earful" shall we say and when we said ... "We need your name so we can put it in our BEVR ..." His hand went to the light so fast it'd make your head spin ... Jianxing Shi ... this is for you cutie!

Finding out that Melissa's friend Gates was missing and having her show up and explain where she had been. It involved ponies, potties, pavement and one stubborn biker ...

Spooning Danielle while Auntie Kelly shared story time with us ...

And it's ALL Clay Aiken's fault ...

~ Wendy in FL

And here is "The Day After" ...

Sparkly Vest BEVR

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