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2004-06-12
10:18 a.m.
Broad-Tel Records Presents �
Announcer: You'll be riveted by Clay's penetrating vocals as he reshapes these classic songs ...
Clay: Ah wanted ta give mah Broads something they could wrap their mahnds around ... And since they did all that work at mah Ranch ... buildin' the wall ... Ah thought Ah'd start there ...
Announcer:The Wall is guaranteed to give you a blood pumping, heart racing ride through the songs of yesteryear ...
Announcer: You get �
Clay singing:
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Bend Me, Shape Me, Any way you want me Long as you love me, it's all right |
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Clay: Ya'll know how Ah feel about education...Ah had to change the words a bit...
Clay singing:
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I don't need no Randy Dawg, No dark sarcasm from Sl**on Sc**ell, Conan, leave this Idol alone Hey, Kimmel, leave this Idol alone! |
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Announcer:
Clay: Ah wanted to do Fat-Bottomed Girls, because, as ya'll know, ah like some cushion on mah seats! But Ah love mah full-figured gurrls, too, so for them Ah have Mah Cup Runneth Over.
Announcer:
Clay: Now that one's got some naughty lyrics ... just don't tell mah momma!
Announcer:
Clay: That one kinda reminded me of Invisible...
Announcer:
Clay singing:
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I said, "Ooo-oo-oo-wee" She said, "All right!" I said, "Love me, love me, love me" Undercover angel Midnight fantasy I never had a dream that made sweet love to me |
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Announcer: Don't just take it from me ... listen to what others have to say ...
TestiMOANials:
"Hearing Clay sing lyrics like, "Ride, take a free ride, Take my place, Ride, my see-saw." I could feel myself swelling ... with pride."His generously large ... range kept me coming back for more ... "
Announcer: You will NOT be disappointed! Order yours today!
Call 1-800-claymax while supplies last!
If you are one of the first 100 customers you will also receive the never before released DvD:
(with complimentary oxygen mask ...)
Written by Frances and Wendy in FL ...
Cover Graphics by Frances
BroadTel Album/WDC Live by Wendy in FL
CD front cover "borrowed" from Pink Floyd
CD back cover photo from clayphotos.com
