2004-01-25
11:55 a.m.

ED ..

Clay Aikens voice, is our voice of choice,
And no one expects to talk over that voice..
That is,. of course,unless that voice, is singing a song on ED!

Complain to the source and they get hoarse,
Telling the people how they endorse,
Character plot and have no remorse ..
about talking too much on ED!

People Yackity yakked a streak
And they must be made to pay..
They should have all just shut their traps
and listened to The Way!

We did adore, the Clack galore..
But there's lots more that you'll pay for.
.Like leaving the Soar on the cutting room floor.. and putting the camera on Ed!

That girl is pert and we all love Burt..
But we cannot tell you how much it hurt..
When he began to frolic and flirt ..
and you put the camera on Ed!

Blah! Blah! Blah! Such a mistake
We only got a blip..
Of shaggy head and sexy eye
And slender,rolling hip!

That show, that show...will bring you low.
For sponsors want alot of dough.
And you will reap just what you sow ..
when .you talk over Clayton on ED!

The Broads all know, that you did blow,
Your chance to see your ratings grow...
To the TV Graveyard you will go.. after screwing with Clayton on ED!

You're DEAD!!!

Based on the "Theme to Mr. Ed"
By: Sandi

Posted by: Wendy in FL