I'm a Broad and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouettes not skinny...
That I don't look like Lara or Calista ...
But resemble a more girlish Albert Finney!
I adore being dressed in baggy sweatpants
With my tray full of tempting, fattening food,
I turn on my computer or my TV,
Like a Mare who is anxious now to brood!
When I hear a Clayton Love song,
And his sweet voice makes me applaud..
I share on the Purple Pages...
Where I enjoy being a Broad!
When photos appear on fan sites,
And I just need to kneel and laud...
I share with my loving comrades..
Its a joy just to drool with a Broad!
I flip when a picture shows us Waldo,
I drool over freckles on a face,
I watch every little sexy movement...
With a stupid, yearning look upon my face!
When my family says I've lost my marbles,
That my judgment has become flawed..
I rush to someone who GETS IT...
No one here will make fun of a Broad!
When friends say I'm acting childish..
Appearing more like Brittany than Maude..
I reach out to my Twister Sisters..
No one else understands like a Broad!
When Clayton needs a shoulder to cry on..
Or a long,slow tumble in the hay..
This Broad will be there and more than willing..
We could always, together, find The Way
But...though sweet, my delusion's only fleeting
And with Clayton, I know I'll never be...
I belong here in the embrace of these women..
Who enjoy being a Broad..
Having a NUT..
Like...
ME!!
Based on "I Enjoy Being A Girl" from the musical Flower Drum Song
by Delusional but Devoted Broad Sandi