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2004-06-03
11:23 a.m.
Furniture Shopping ....
Wendy and her chair made me want to go shopping. I think that the following purchases will fit into Clayton's new life style just fine...and some of them will fit into mine! In the words of the Fonz...SIT ON IT!
Simple, black leather for those of you with a fetish for smooth, supple, durable things to touch...
Simple. Smooth. Durable ... for multiples...
Really Says "CLAY" ... obviously made from old shirt...
Ranch chair ... suitable for hog-tying and bareback riding ...
Purple bar stools for consuming lots of Purple drinks...
Lifetime seats for obsessed Broads at every future concert...
For Odin when he is feeling frisky...
For traveling women who run out of Pampers...
For those days when Clayton feels like a Princess ... crown is optional ...
For AI judge too short to see over the table...
For planning and practicing...
Free Tape measure with every purchase...for measuring the...eh....chair...
For Cellcerts...
Chair for holding a**es bottoms...and we know who they are...
For singing the glory note in the National Anthem...
Oh, never mind...
For Erbin ... How many Broads can fit into a chair?
For Raleigh to rest upon while waiting for Clayton backstage......
... instead of this.
To sit on my porch for the rest of his life....
Written By: Sandi
Posted By: Wendy in FL
