2004-06-02
8:25 a.m.

Hot Seat!

Aiken's Chair Off Balance ...

Los Angeles, CA ... "After seeing Lila's BEVR plastered on the main page at LBFCA ... I knew there was only one thing to do ..."

Clay Aiken's Chair has decided to take his show on the road. After reading an account at one of Aiken's fansites about fans clamoring to sit in the chair Aiken occupied at a recent Broadway fundraiser, he has decided to tour the country this summer.

Admission to see Aiken's Chair ranges from $30.00 to over $150.00 depending on venue.

When asked about his change of heart regarding "people who want to sit where Clay's butt has been ... " Aiken's Chair replied, "I can't just sit by while the market for my services is hot! I'd be a fool not to make the most of this opportunity."

It appears Aiken's Chair split with his original management group late last month and has now employed "The Cushion." A well known group who currently manages the careers of such renowned stars as Queen Elizabeth's Throne, Frasier's Dad's Chair and others.

In addition, Aiken's Chair has recently applied for Trademarks for the following:

"I am looking forward to positive things from the 'chummer tour' and the new management team is looking into some new projects that should prove exciting ... I'm just feeling really blessed."

Aiken's Chair took time off this weekend to visit Aiken's Ranch in the State of Delusion and paid a visit to his mother "Mama Bentwood" (as she is affectionately referred to by fansites for the now famous chair) and spent time with his younger brother "Slate Back" who was recently "refinished" ...

Written and Posted By: Wendy in FL

Seed planted by Nelle ...
Based on "Clay Aiken's Chair"