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2004-01-08
8:29 a.m.
Rumors
As we enter the new year, it seems an appropriate time to examine our posts upon the Purple Pages...and consider the possibility that some, are, at best, an exaggeration. The ability to write whatever one wants, allows for flights of fancy and we have no way to prove what is true and what is not. Stories are made up...photos are doctored! As shocking as that is, we need to continue to enjoy the Broads but with a healthy skepticism about what is true. Here are just a few of the deceptions I have found in 2003....
1. Tony was never kidnapped and tied up in anyone's basement! He volunteered to be the Broads Boy toy and was kept under wraps in the hayloft at the Ranch.
2. Wendy is not the self proclaimed Goddess Wendella...nor her alter ego, ClaysTramp. She is, in reality, Kathie Lee Gifford!
3. Not one Broad has groped or kissed Clay Aiken...or been groped or kissed by him! Severe measures have been taken to see that that never happens.
4. Odin never performed in a red leather jacket! Really! With his coloring? Ask the Fab Five....it was a Black Leather jacket.
5. Pheromones did not spew forth from Clay Aikens mouth and cause the SARS epidemic! We know now, eight months later, that they escaped thru his pores during the AI tour as he performed INVISIBLE on stage.
6. Clay and I are not really married. We staged a fake ceremony so Clay could tell his Mother that he didn't have sex until he was married. We also did not have a baby...I am 62, for Cryin out loud! We rented it.
7. Clay did not name his dog Raleigh after Broad Ralieghgurrl! That would have been as silly as naming her MoJo Mutt, Pejay Puppy, Lilalapdog, Cotton Cur ,or c.a.t.d.o.g.
8. It is not true that Clay Aiken is afraid of water..but he used to have a summer job as a lifeguard and was attacked by a rogue group of Baywatch Babes. He is afraid of Pamela Sue Anderson! {And Who Isn't!}
9. Finally, THIS one is TRUE!
By Sandi...
who has fallen and REFUSES to get up!
Photos from various sources.
Posted by: Wendy in FL
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