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2004-04-03
3:13 p.m.
Sandi's "To Do" List ...
My "To Do" List
To The Enquirer
I would send you a hungry gator..
Put your body parts in my refrigerator..
I would do you in the alley...
And dump your body off in Bali.
I would hire a guy named Mitch..
To tie you up in a ditch..
I would throw you in the river..
Drink Chianti with your Liver!
I would chase you with a bat..
Send you Roy's big Pussy Cat!
I would bake you a Pumpkin Pie...
Homemade crust with lots of lye.
On Claysbridge, I'd give you up..
Then give myself a Buttercup.
I would drop you from a plane...
Stuff your torso in a drain..
I would do you with poison bees..
Have Tony Soprano break your knees...
I would torture you in stages..
I would even do you on the purple pages!
There is nothing that I won't do..
And then I'll go after your little friends too!!
And after all that..when my work is thru
I'd find something else 'To Do!"
Written by: Sandi
Posted by: Wendy in FL
