Based on "Ya got Trouble" from Meredith Wilson's "Music Man"
Paula: We got clipple mah Broadly friends. Right here in 'fever city!
Broads: "Oh, we got Clipple!"
Paula:"All 'cos of Clay's titty ... With a capital C and that rhymes with D and stands for Drool!"
Broads: "That stands for Drool!"
Paula:"We surely got Clipple!"
Broads:"We surely got Clipple!"
Paula: "Right here in 'fever city!
Broads: "Right here!"
Paula: "Gotta figure out a way to keep the Broads from drownin' in drool!"
Broads: "Clipple, clipple, clipple, ............."
Paula: "We have wonderful, marvelous Clipple .. We're in terrible, terrible trouble 'cos Clay with the ginger spot is the Devil's tool!"
Broads: "Devil's tool!"
Paula: "With a C..."
Broads: "With a capital C..."
Paula: "And that rhymes with D.."
Broads: "That rhymes with D AND THAT STANDS FOR DROOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!