2005-11-06
8:40 p.m.

Lecherous Angels for Clay Aiken

Nelle: *sniff*

Karen Eh: What's wrong, Nelle?

Nelle: On stage during his thank you’s, Clay spoke to his fans in the audience, and said, "in some ways, you're a little like guardian angels for me." First, he plays a guardian angel in his JNT05, and now he's calling us, his fans, angels???

He’s just so wonderful! *weeps*

Katynka: *rolls eyes* *throws box of Kleenex at to Nelle* So?

Nelle: Well, it does seem like a lot of responsibility....I'm not sure most of the Broads know how to be, exactly...angelic.

Katynka: We already take care of all of Clay’s needs at The Ranch....we're pretty good at that...I think we can handle this gig.

Nelle: That’s true...and, well, I already think of Jill as a Sprite...maybe she can give the rest of us some angel-y tips.

Erin: Errrr...I think that's more of a Pixie. I think the Lecherous Angels would look more like this:

Lisa: What do guardian angels do, anyway?

Nelle: I guess we'll have to watch over Clay, and be all benevolent and stuff...

Wendy: You mean like open our wallets and give him all our money? We already do that!

Katynka: HA! I think Nelle means like he does in his show …

Broads Angels: *sigh*

Pat in Indy: Oh my! He glows!

Karen Eh: We’re going to need a lot more marshmallows!

Robin: OK, as his Guardian Angels we will watch over Clay...whatever he's doing....like when he's napping:

Wendy: And when he's talking, I love to listen to his speaking voice, but he does go on sometimes:

amy e: *ahem* This angel business has me a little concerned...we're not going to be the type of angels that John Travolta played, are we? I mean, he said angels didn't have all their, uhhhh...parts.

Melissa: Oh, please....I'm pretty sure Angel Clay has all his parts!

Killer Dee: If he ever needs us to, we can be protective dark angels:

OH Cindy: Oh yea! We can kick some Clay enemy a$$!

Nelle: Ooo! Oooo! We can be Snow Angels!

Kelly: What? You mean like this?

Nelle: *glares at Kelly* No! You know how Clay loves his snow:

Nelle: We can replace his JNT snow machine if it ever breaks!

Wendy: We might have to, you know...anoint Clay...like if he gets sick or something:

Erin: Uhhh...yea, I don't think we'll have any trouble getting volunteers for the oil and ointment treatment!

Nelle: Naturally...his Broads Angels will want Clay to be healthy to continue to do his good works:

Katynka: *gulp* Well, I can confirm that Lecherous Angels still have all their parts...my ovaries just burst!

Robin: We'll also need to watch over Clay when he's making his music:

Kelly: I’d like to guide him away from the Mongolian Polka and Mexican Folk Song themes!

Nelle: Heh…I think he still has free will.

allison: Will we get to snuggle sit on Clay’s shoulders? He has aMAZing shoulders!

BroadsAngels in unison: Guh!

NIS: Will we be magical angels? Clay gets to do magic with his hands.

StLewd: Oh yea…I want Clay’s magic hands!

SuzyP: Get in line, sister!

Jynnan Tonnix: Even when he’s not the center of attention, those hands are magical!

pam: Even when he’s not in a vignette those hands are pure magic!

Broads: *swoon*

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Katynka, Wendy, Erin, Nelle

Gif by Mr. Wendy in FL
Photoshop by Katynka

Thanks to the JNT05 Clack Gatherers and Sharers, including Ressamac, Zippy888, Galrow, Qoatg, nikeenwmn, and dc4clay