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2003-08-02
1:01 a.m.

Official A** Saturday

Oh Happy Day!

Apparently the wise folks in charge of the American Idols Clay Aiken Tour had the Lecherous Broads and Brudes in their crystal ball on Scheduling Day.

Our own Katynka discovered that Clay will be performing tonight at the DUNKIN DONUTS CENTER on none other than the celebrated Saturday of A**.

Coincidence? We doubt it.

LBFCA would like to openly thank those who provide Clay with his daily bread. According to Butterbuns,
“My butt is one-half macaroni and cheese and one half Krispy Kreme.”

Indeed.

In honor of Sweetcheeks Day (and since we all love singing about OBC so very much), Katynka has penned a most fitting song to the melody of “Afternoon Delight” - originally sung by the Starlight Vocal Band.

Krispy Kreme Delight

Gonna find my clayby, gonna hold him tight
Gonna grab some Krispy Kreme delight
My motto's always been 'when it's dang, it's ding
Why wait until the concert to hear the boy sing?
When everything's a little tastier in the light of day
And we know broads are always hungry to have some Clay

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little Krispy Kreme delight
Rubbin' downy legs together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Clay's rocket in sight
Krispy Kreme delight
Krispy Kreme delight
Krispy Kreme delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little Mac'n'Cheese delight
Clay's rocket in sight
Mac'n'Cheese delight
Mac'n'Cheese delight
Mac'n'Cheese delight

Please be waiting for me, clayby, when I come around
We could make a lot of donuts 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little Krispy Kreme delight
Rubbin' downy legs together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Clay's rocket in sight
Krispy Kreme delight
Krispy Kreme delight
Krispy Kreme delight

Krispy Kreme delight!

And ‘cause it’s the First Official A** Saturday, LBFCA would like to make our First Official Concert Song Request. Normally, we’re not in favor of changing a song at the last minute, but it’s just a few little words we’re hoping for...

Anyone know if tonight is a FULL MOON? Happy A** Day to All!

-text by Marie
-song by Katynka
-graphics by Katynka and Marie

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