2003-08-14
1:27 a.m.

Mmm, Downy!

Mmmm, Downy

When people heard the word "downy," they used to think of this:

or this:

However, everything has changed since Kelly and Marie's classic Downy Ball post. Now when Broads hear "downy," they will forever think of this:

This image has inspired Cella to write a song based on Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs" especially for Leg & Feet Day:

Downy Legs

Who's that knockin' on my door
It's gotta be a quarter to four
It's those Broads again coming 'round for more
Well, I don't see what brings on all this want
I may have to hide in the parking lot
They keep screamin' at me...

Downy legs, please wear us out
Downy legs, make us Broads scream and shout

Downy feet, size thirteen and-a half?!?
We love you Clayby!

They got a most lecherous tongue
They promise me all kinds of fun
But what they don't understand
I'm just a plain ole' man
We'll need Jerome on the scene
If they ever get finished with me
They're shoutin' at me...

Downy legs, forget that alley cat
Downy legs, let US scratch your back
Downy feet, please bring Waldo too

We love you Clayby!

They all knew how I really felt
When gals threw their suspender belt

She's eighteen years old
Don't touch Carmen no mo'!
You got legs right up to your neck
You make us all a physical wreck
We're beggin' for you
Downy legs, in your Jesus Shoes
Downy legs, aren't you still in school?

Downy legs, we'll let you catch a snooze
We love you Clayby!
Downy legs, making your mark
Downy legs, keep my pencil sharp

Downy feet, size thirteen-and-a-half?!?
We love you Clayby!
Downy legs, you're wearing us out
Downy legs, wanna take the "scenic route"
Downy feet, are your shoes too tight?
We love you Clayby!
Downy legs, with perfect pitch
Downy legs, makes the Broads all twitch
Downy feet let me give em' a rub
We love you Clayby!

Happy Leg & Feet Day Everyone!

-Text by Katynka
-Song by Cella
-Pictures by Katynka and Cella
-Downy inspiration from Kelly and Marie
-FlipFlop Clay supplied by Melissa