2004-11-22
4:22 p.m.

Early Show: A New Broad is Found

Another week of Clay!TV! has begun! Luckily, "The Early Show" taped before Clay was given his gag order so we got a sweet taste of mellow, slightly hoarse Clay.

*sigh* Wish I looked that good when I was nursing a cold.

It quickly became apparent that Renee is a Broad.

"Why, yes, I am."

"Really?! Well, see…I'm sick…I'm not sure I have that kind of energy…"

"Clay, it's for your own good. It's called se…"

"Oh no you don't! This is a family show!"

"…xual healing."

"Ah'm so embarrassed!"

"You made that face already."

"So I did."

But just like Nelle she couldn't help but want to mother Clay.

"Now take care of yourself and get your rest! And come back when you feel better…"*waggles eyebrows*

"OK. Ah will. Hey wait!"

"Gotcha!"

-Caps and long, drawn-out scenario by Kelly