2004-10-23
8:56 a.m.

Public Humping Man for Ethel

Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken is pleased to present our first ever LBFCA Special Commendation:

To Ethel, for her energetic dancing in Charlotte that triggered Clay's public display of humping frenzy

Inspired by Ethel's dancing, Clay first demonstrated his humping impulse with the Charlotte singer, in an incident that quickly became the subject of research by the Aiken Institute:

Then, in a frantic power play during the YGAF note holding contest, he went after Angela:

By Raleigh evening, she was ready for him...but, while Clay was clearly trying to restrain himself with a long distance humping attempt:

He couldn't restrain himself from grabbing hold of Angela as he fell towards her:

Thank you, Ethel. Just, thank you!

Public Humping Man
To the tune of Secret Agent Man
Lyrics by Wendy
Per request/suggestion by Ethel, the humping inspiration

There's a man who leads a life of danger,
Ev'ry night he dances with a new stranger.
With every move he makes, another chance he takes.
He just can't control his need for humping ...

Public Humping Man, Public Humping Man
Ethel's given you the fever and now that's your new name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find
Pretty faces can hide a lech'rous mind.
Ah, be careful what you do.
Or they'll be on you like glue.
He just can't control his need for humping ...

Public Humping Man, Public Humping Man
Ethel's given you the fever and now that's your new name.

Nelle & Wendy

Thanks to Buzztechie and TheHeidi's for the Humping Man Clack
Thanks to Cindy for the Commendation Certificate