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2006-10-29
Hairy Halloween! It�s Halloween again, Broads! Time for letting our fertile imaginations run wild, picturing Clay in various stages of undre...um...wearing various types of outfits. In years past, the Broads took inspiration from many places. Movies, television, music...even a really, really sincere pumpkin patch.
But this year, one thing has inspired us to dream, to fantasize, to imagine more than anything else has. No, not THAT. I�m talking about his hair. No, not THAT hair. I�m talking about...oh, just keep reading. He�s often claimed to be someone who doesn�t do the costume thing, but we at the LBFCA are always willing to help in any way we can. So, once again, we offer some Halloween options. Dark hair sweeping magically across his forehead, he sets out to face challenges unlike anything his peers are subjected to...
Really takes one back to Harry Potter and Our Giblets Afire...or whatever the heck that movie was called. Bangs, bangs, bangs...they�re not just for headboards anymore! Perhaps now that he�s started to write such lovely songs, we might fancy him as an honorary moptop...
Help! Or, as long as he�s reimagining himself as an 80s-style crooner, he might as well dress like one...
Slave to Love, indeed. (Could someone please pick Cella up off the floor? Thank you.) Or if he�s feelin� trippy, he could always spend the holiday with Witchiepoo and H R Pufnstuf...
(insert your own talking flute joke here) Or, if Clay doesn�t like my ideas, he�s still got the flatiron and all that leftover hairspray...he could go as Wolverine if he wanted. (I'd make a picture, but I wouldn't want anyone to hurt themselves!) It�s almost the witching hour, Broads�time to get ourselves to the party at the Ranch! I hope y�all like how I decorated.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! |