2005-02-15
10:13 a.m.

Jimmy *hearts* Clay ...

Dear Diary,

I'm so excited !! I have just had the very BEST Valentine's Day EVAH! (and no, not just because of the pizza and candy.) Me and my 'Best Friend Forever!' spent the whole day joking and laughing ... (Look at that hair .. it's just to die for!)

I've tried to hide it ... cleverly disguised behind humor ...

... but there is NO denying this love of mine.

Just look at him! And he brought a gift!!

Am sure the polka dotted shirt was a shout to his Broads ...

And the tie ... A new one just for Nelle, I'm sure - she's probably already planning a page ...

The pizzas were quite interesting - perhaps someone remembered the 10 Inch Ultra Clay page?

Pretending NOT to know what he's been up to .. was probably the hardest part!!! ( I read all the boards ... of course I know what he's doing!)

OMG ... and when he shouted directly to PAM and his TRAMP with the use of 'Equal Opportunity' ... I KNOW they're both just dying over that!! (Maybe it was just a coincidence ... but when you're living in the State of Delusion, there are NO coincidences!)

I'm trying not to get too upset about the use of 'we' ... I mean, come on ... he uses WE all the time when he's really referring to himself ... regardless, it was all over WAAAAAAY too soon ...

I am a Brude of the HIGHEST order ... whether or not I would ever publicly admit that ... remains to be seen ... I have to cloak myself deep within the confines of sarcasm and snark ... it's my job. It's what I do.

It is a painful ... lonely burden to bare bear ... but it is mine and mine alone.

~ Jim
02/14/05

Written and capped by: Wendy in FL