For saying Clay Aiken is his "best friend in the whole wide world"
For being the self-proclaimed leader of the Claymates
For being the first interviewer to ask Clay about his appointment to
the President's Committee for Persons with Intellectual Disabilities
giving fans a chance to scream his ears off
For giving Clay an opportunity to talk about what underwear he was wearing
For making Clay laugh so hard he can't sit up in his chair
For being the host who brings out some of the best interviews from Clay
For being the host of the show that results in some of the best performances of Clay singing
For being the only person known to us for whom Clay Aiken will shave a leg
psst...Clay, next time you visit The Ranch, you are getting a leg shaving lesson!
Shins are tricky...as I imagine shaving your jaw and chin can be
For obviously making Clay very happy (and, for obviously sucking up to LBFCA) by wearing a PURPLE TIE
Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken is pleased to present to Jimmy Kimmel oh-fishul certification as an Honorary Lecherous Brude
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