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2004-06-29
Return to Kimmel, pt. 3: Hands and Hearts
(For parts 1 and 2 of Return to Kimmel, see Anger Management and The Many Faces of Clay) Clay's hands are so beautiful. And elegant. And expressive. You can tell what he's saying just by watching those lovely, long hands. And what are his hands saying? "Why aren't there any Broads in my dressing room? Didn't you read my rider? What fun is Breyer's Peach Ice Cream without Broads?"
"Me and the Broads are like THIS."
"Well, there's Nelle, and Kelly, and Julie, and Lila, and Kinri, and Mare, and Pam, and Cindy, and Sandi, and Wendy, and Danielle, and Pat, and Paula, and Killer D, and..."
"I'm so tired. It's really hard to get a good night's sleep at the Ranch..."
"I kept telling them to keep it down."
"But Lisa would just look down there"
"And Robin grabbed my pants..."
"And then Kat tried to take a bite of "donut"--heh heh, like I haven't heard that one before." "You know, what you need is to get yourself some Broads."
"Well, first because they are HOT. And funny. And did I mention HOT?"
"Oh, and they smell so good!"
"Mmm, that Erin is one tasty Broad..."
"And then I just grabbed it like this...Melissa didn't mind at all."
"Thank you Jesus for the Broads!"
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