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2005-02-15
11:39 p.m.

Scrubbing the Leaky Cow

(Our Broadly 4-Camera Sitcom)

Setting: The Double O Ranch

Cast: Wendy, the Ranch Cook; Kat, the Ranch Seamstress; Kenny, the New Guy.


(Scene 1)

Kat: Hey Cooky, who's that new guy you got working in the kitchen?

Wendy: That's Kenny.

Kenny: Hi, Ahm Kenny.

Kat: He reminds me of someone

Wendy: Opie?

Kat: Well, yes. But someone else. Picture him without the smock.

*both stare*

Wendy: I see what you mean.

Kat: Can we keep him?

Wendy: He's only making a guest appearance while the Stallion is on hiatus. It's a small part.

Kat: That doesn't look like a small part to me.

*both stare, lower*

Kat: Can we keep him?

Wendy: *still staring* Okay.


(Scene 2)

Wendy: Kenny, how are you liking it here at the Double O?

Kenny: I'm as happy as a kitten chasing a leaky cow.

Wendy: Good. You're doing a great job. Any problems?

Kenny: Well, there is the cat hair. I have to pick it off everything. You don't have *whispers* cats around here, do you?

*Kat and Wendy look around nervously*

*sound of screeching cat being shoved in drawer*

Kat: No. No cats. *brushes orange fur off Kenny's smock with one hand while holding drawer firmly shut with other*

Kenny: God bless ya. God bless ya.

*turns and walks away*

*both stare*

Kat: Wendy, we HAVE to keep him.

(laugh track)


(Scene 3)

Kat: Wendy, why am I sewing this suit again?

Wendy: I know Kenny looks HOT in that smock, but, you said it yourself, he reminds us of you know who. If we dress him up in a nice suit... *goes back to blowing up purple and orange balloons to decorate the Ranch*

Kat: But what about the hair? The flat hair is all kinds of sexy, but it's not like His.

Wendy: Leave the hair to me. *gets out egg beater*

(laugh track)


(Scene 4)

Kat: Oh, isn't he lovely!?!

Wendy: Lovely.

Kat: OMG ... did you see what he did to that microphone stand?

Wendy: We are definitely keeping his a$$! I'll eat hair if I have to.


(Scene 5)

Kat: Life in a sitcom is so great, isn't it Wendy?

Wendy: It sure is. Especially with A Very Special Guest Star.

Kat: Very special indeed. Do you think he'll notice that the scripts have been changing?

Wendy: You mean how he's not doing much food service anymore, but lots of Broad service?

Kenny: Coming, Nelle!

Wendy: Kenny, don't forget Pam's expecting you at 3:00.

Kenny: Ah know, ah know. And then Paula in the Lou. *mutters under breath* These Broads are insatiable. The episodes never end.

Kat: Yep, we're keeping him.


by the Wentynka (aka Wendy and Katynka)

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