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2004-09-19
2:02 a.m.

MAP 09/18/04 ... Here He Is ....

Wendy: Kat, why did we agree to take this gig?

Katynka: Beats me. Miss America? Get real...what, we're on? Oops. Wendy, we're on!

Wendy: Ahem. Good evening and welcome to tonight's coverage from the Broads Network of the 50th telecast of the Miss America Pageant!

Katynka: Featuring Clay Aiken!

Wendy: Yes, with special guest, Clay Aiken!

Katynka and Wendy: EEEEEEEEE!

Wendy: We begin tonight with the casual wear competition.

Katynka: The casual wear competition is stupid.

Wendy: Kat, shhh! We're on the air!

Katynka: Sorry, but look at this mess! This isn't cutting edge fashion!

Clay Aiken wore that look last spring!

And this one?

Clay OWNS that look.

And, well, Miss New York is SO last year.

Don't they know anything about this fall's hottest trends?

Wendy: Clay Aiken does.

Katynka: And so does Miss Canine North Carolina

Wendy: Now it is time for the Speedo Swimsuit competition. We should show you all the contestants as they prance around in a bikini and 4 inch heels, but, well, we're not going to. There's only one person here we want to see prancing around stage in a Speedo, and HE refused to do it. So we'll just show you this picture instead.

Katynka: Clay!

Wendy: Moving on...we also should cover the Miss America Quiz. But that's just too embarrassing. So we'll just have our own quiz. Who sings the prettiest?

Katynka: Clay Aiken!

Wendy: Who is so hot he melts broads with just a look?

Katynka: Clay Aiken!

Wendy: Who...oh, the quiz is over. Now it's on to evening wear. There's Miss North Carolina, escorted by her mother, and wearing a ....

Katynka: Oh, they all look just awful.

If they want to know how to look sexy in a sequined gown, they should take lessons from Clay Aiken

Wendy: And the winner of the evening wear competition is... Mr. North Carolina!

Katynka: Clay Aiken!

Wendy: And now it's time to pick our top two finalists.

Katynka: All white is very inspirational ...

Wendy: Though Highly controversial ... It is after Labor Day you know!

Wendy: And here are our top two finalists.

Katynka: What makes me think Miss Alabama is going to win?

Wendy: I don't know. But Miss North Carolina throws a mean punch!

Our top two finalists will compete in the "talent" competition. Let's see that talent.

Hmmm.

Katynka: Wow.

Wendy: Yea. You want talent? Here is talent.

And beauty too

Katynka: sooo ... beautiful ....

Wendy: uh huh ....


Written/Capped and Posted By: Katynka and Wendy in FL ...

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